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I am a person, not a can of soup, so dont give me a lable. lol and hey im awsomer than you couse i have 100k gold lol and if you get mad at me for braging blame lexi lol

This is a list of random facts that describe me'z and just sayings I think are jjust awesomenes!!
*I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
*Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
*I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
*Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive.
*HOW CAN I MISS YOU IF YOU WON'T GO AWAY?
*DON'T UPSET ME! I'M RUNNING OUT OF PLACES TO HIDE THE BODIES.
*You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
*I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.
*God must love stupid people, he made so many.
*DON'T TREAT ME ANY DIFFERENTLY THAN YOU WOULD THE QUEEN.
*WARNING: I HAVE AN ATTITUDE AND I KNOW HOW TO USE IT.
*OF COURSE I DON'T LOOK BUSY ... I DID IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME

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These are ranodmly awsome facts that i heart lol enjoeded it!!
^Polar bears are left handed.
^If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you.
^In America, anyone can be president. That's one of the risks you take.
^If at first you dont succeed, hide alll evidence that you ever treid.

Advice that I have taken to heart, you might want to look in to it tooz!
"Never trust a dog to watch your food."

"When your dad is mad and asks you, "Do I look stupid?' Don't answer."

"Never tell your Mom her diet's not working."

"Stay away from prunes."

"Don't pull Dad's finger when he tells you to."

"When your Mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair."

"Never let your three-year old brother in the same room as your school assignment."

"A puppy always has bad breath--even after eating a Tic-Tac."

"Never hold a dustbuster and a cat at the same time."

"You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk."

"Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts."

"If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse."

"Felt-tip markers are not good to use as lipstick."

"Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat."

"When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your Mom when she's on the phone."

"Never try to baptize a cat."

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Report | 10/26/2008 2:08 pm

crazed_dino

hola!!! :]

Report | 10/06/2008 4:41 am

crazed_dino

gah! >.<

i forgot my password for my old account...so ya...i'll send you a friend request

>.>

<.<

~Waffles

Report | 09/21/2008 8:39 am

Scarlette1309

double great...well not school..but life

=]]]

Report | 09/19/2008 5:35 am

Scarlette1309

how high school?

=P

Report | 09/13/2008 6:24 pm

Scarlette1309

just delete the comment below xP

lol

Report | 09/13/2008 6:24 pm

Scarlette1309

My Name is Jackie















































I am but three,















































My eyes are swollen















































I cannot see,















































I must be stupid















































I must be sad,















































What else could have made















































My daddy so mad?















































I wish I was better I wish I weren’t ugly,















































Then maybe my mommy















































Would still want to hug me.















































I can’t speak at all















































I cant’ do a wrong















































Or else I’m locked up















































All the day long















































When I awake I’m all alone















































The house is dark















































My folks aren’t home.















































When my mommy does come















































I’ll try and be nice,















































So maybe I’ll get just















































On whipping thonight















































Don’t make a sound!















































I just heard a car















































My daddy is back















































Fy Charlie’s Bar.















































I hear him curse















































My name he calls















































I press myself















































Against the wall.















































I try and hide















































From his evil eyes















































I’m so afraid now















































I’m starting to cry.















































He finds me weeping















































He shouts ugly words,















































He says its my fault















































That he suffers at work.















































He slaps me and hits me















































And yells at me more,















































I finally get free















































And I run for the door.















































He’s already locked it















































And I start to bawl,















































He takes me and throws me















































Against the hard wall.















































I fall to the floor















































With my bones nearly broken,















































And my daddy continues















































With more bad words spoken.















































“I’M SORRY!”, I scream















































But it now much too late















































His face has been twisted















































Into unimaginable hate.















































The hurt and the pain















































Again and again















































OH PLZ GOD HAVE MERCY!















































OH PLZ LET IT END!!!!!















































And he finally stops















































And heads for the door,















































While I lay there motionless















































Sprawled on the floor.















































My name is Jackie















































And I am but three,















































Tonight my daddy















































Murdered me.































































































There was once a little girl named Chelsey Mcaun. She was killed in 1933, by a homicial maniac who buried her alive while chanting a satanic chant. Those were the words spoken, and now you have read them… Anyone who reads the chandt will meet this small child. In the middle of the night, she wil be on your ceiling, as you sleep, she will sofocate you as, as she was sofocated… Unless you send this to at least 20 people before tomorrow, so she will leave you















































like she did to me