Autobiography.
Hello there, crackhead. Time to meet your newest obsession. I'm not like most girls, trust me. I'm a complete mess. Hurting people comes easy to me. I do everything wrong, over and over again. This sentence is not viewable by muggles. I'm not something that you can fix, so please don't try to. I get down and dirty with the guys, far from your average girl. If you don't like what you see when you look at me, close your eyes. I will not be changed. I really am everything you'll ever want in life. My bros always come before the hoes, cuntweedles can suck mine. ******** up is my specialty. You'll learn to expect it. My escape is writing. My weakness is chocolate covered strawberries. I j**z in my pants at the sight of Honeyduke's. I have no occupation. I was not caused by the break of a condom, baby, I was meant to be made. ;D I'm a very persnickety person. I deserve exceptional cheese. I sleep with a stuffed penguin. FTW.