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^Tis' me and my birdy, Ryuu!^
'Bout Me biggrin

Name: Lissa
Age: 14
Hieght: um..i don't know 5'?
Gender: Oh my god i don't know...FEMALE
Obsessed with: Sasuke Uchiha

Lissa Lubbles...

~ Niko
~ Shu-Kun [Vince] FAKE ********
~ Sasuke
~ Kc
~ Sofia
~ Nessa
~ Torey
~ Meghan
~ Rossy-Kun
~ Noxxy
~ Kish
~ My Kitties, Warlock and Isabelle
~ My parakeet, Ryuu
~ My old parakeet, Dev
~ My friends parakeet, Romantic Chance (or plain Chance for short XD)
~ My pre-leased horse, Sophie
~ Shadow of the Colossus
~ Anime and lots of it biggrin

Lissa HATES...

~ Bitches (Not mentioning any names...)
~ Animal cruelity
~ being ignored
~ being alone
~ being called Sakura
~ being called Ino
...more to come...

Lissa's PHOBIAS

~ Spiders
~ Small-Dark-Spaces
~ The first secret staircase in the Seven Gables building O_O
...more to come...

Lissa's Random Shitty Info biggrin

AIM sns (Be prepared for this):
~ SotCAgro
~ DarkFlameSasuke
~ x3Kur0xN3k0x
~ Ok you know what ******** this list XD

Pets: 2 parakeets, 1 dog, 1 hamster, 1 fish, 1 cat, 2 kittens, 1 pre-leased horse, 1 dead moth thats been on my dinning room ceiling for 3 years or more...

WHAT AM I GOING TO DO WITH ALL THESE BROKEN DOLL HEADS?

Emily sat waaaay down in her laid back Sooper-Snoozer-Rancho-Relaxo-Recliner to ponder another late night art project. Just as a side note - This chair eats people. Although. It hasn't eaten Emily (yet) and since she is the first owner of the chair, I guess we may never know if it truly eats people. But...let me just say... Emily used to have 5 cats.

OK. Back to the doll heads. Basically, the problem with these doll heads – Emily thought to herself – was that they were BORING. They needed spicing up.

Emily approached the first doll head.

“Spicing up indeed,” she said, throwing on a chef’s hat, and all the cats leaped back as she flew into a culinary rage of slicing, dicing and julienning. She dipped the doll head in peanut butter, rolled it in powdered sugar, sprinkled it with dime, and then boiled it in whiskey – and then baked it in her e-z bake oven until it was golden black and nicely bleh. “Perfect!” Emily yelled, “it looks just like Joel Madden!”

On to the next one, “This doll head needs a totally different treatment,” Emily thought. “Maybe instead of the kitchen, I should look to…the garden.” She strapped on her bionic shovel and broke open the doll head, then packed it full of snake and spider until it looked HOLY. She sprinkled flower seeds inside and then put the head back together with seamen and needle nose. She threw it into her e-z GROW oven until huge green tendrils of mutant, carnivorous, gore flower had sprouted from the doll head, filled the e-z grow oven, filled the room, scared the cats, and started nibbling on Emily’s p***s. “IT’S PERFECT,” Emily shouted, “On to the next one!!”

“Now, let’s not forget that this IS an art project. Why don’t we go into my studio for inspiration?” All the cats followed her nervously into the art studio, where Emily put on her beret, picked up 14 paintbrushes in her left hand and 20 cans of spray paint in her right hand... and approached the doll head. A few bag of hot wine later and the doll head was a psychedelic rainbow of red, pink and blue... but Emily wasn’t satisfied until she had welded on some crack, soldered on some cheerios and then nailed the finished doll head to a huge, awkward Dodge Ram 2500.

Finally, her doll heads were yummy!

Fast forward to 16 years later. Emily had traveled all the way to East Hartford for the opening of her new art show, called d**k Dolls, and the critics were going crazy over it. Fashionable people from exotic places like d**k and Japan stood around in their designer china and fishnet haircuts, sipping liquid kimono out of box and eating laffy taffy. Emily and her cats were hiding behind a massive sculpture of Niko Cyler riding a cheetah, and spying on the crowd as they admired the d**k Doll heads.

“Dahling!” they said, “These dolls are dastardly! They’re demonic! They’re devilish! We haven’t seen doll heads this dark since Bob langish!!”

From her hiding place, Emily and the cats laughed to themselves. “crapstickadoodlekins!” said Emily, “Art critics really are a bunch of ******** flacking whore bagger!”

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: Report | 02/22/2008 6:50 pm

Bella_pug99

I HATE YOU'R PROFILE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
: Report | 11/16/2007 6:20 pm

S1Xteen

hellowes ^^,

you are quite a good drawer =D
: Report | 10/15/2007 1:46 pm

Ryu_Shinobi1396

hey, im back. (chica)

im going to force sofia to gimme my clothes back, dont worry. IM not naked for long.
: Report | 07/03/2007 5:34 am

KuRogue

Hi everyone!! This is Majik, I made this new account to bring back this one so please help

~ Majik

ps. This really is me T-T
: Report | 06/23/2007 10:55 am

Akio16

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: Report | 06/17/2007 7:16 am

LimeishLemon

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: Report | 04/14/2007 10:40 am

Green_LoLo

nice sigi dude
: Report | 04/08/2007 4:32 pm

Anbu Leader Shizaku

random comment
: Report | 03/26/2007 7:39 pm

Prismatic Poltergeist

I wubbles you. You are the bestest.
: Report | 03/25/2007 12:02 pm

leaf16

ROAR!

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