A white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir....when I was born I was BLACK " "When I grew up I was BLACK, " "When I'm sick I'm BLACK, " "When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, " "When I'm cold I'm BLACK, " "When I die I'll be BLACK." "But you sir." "When you are born you're PINK". "When you grow up you're WHITE, " "When you're sick, you're GREEN, " "When you go in the sun you turn RED, " "When you're cold you turn BLUE, " "And when you die you turn PURPLE. "And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away.. Put this on your page if you HATE racis
Girl: Do i ever cross ur mind
Boy: No
Girl: Do you like me?
Boy: Not really
Girl: Do you want me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you live for me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Boy: No
Girl: Choose--me or ur life
Boy: my life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why. I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.



A girl and a guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle


Girl: Slow down im scared
Guy: No this is fun
Girl: No its not please its too scary
Guy: then tell me you love me
Girl: I love you slow down
Guy: Now give me a big hug
She gave him a big hug
Guy: Can you take off my helmet & put it on yourself its bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the breaks were broken he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him he loved her one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live even if it meant that he would die. If you would do the same for the person you love copy this in your profile
boy: baby we need to talk Girl: kyle, wat do u mean? Boy: sumthin has come up... Girl: wat? Wuts wrong? Is it bad? Boy: i dont want to hurt u baby Girl: *thinks* omg i hope he doesnt break up with me.... I love him so much Boy: baby are you there?? Girl: yea im here wut is so important?? Boy: im not sure if i should say Girl: well u already brought it up, so please just tell me. Boy: im leaving.... Girl: baby wut are u talking about?? I dont want u to leave me, i love you Boy: not like that, i mean im moving far away Girl: why? All of ur famliy lives over here. Boy: well my father is sending me away to a boarding skool far away. Girl: i cant believe this. [FATHER: (picks up tha other fone, interrupts & yells furiously) ERiKA, wat did i tell you about talking to boys?!!!!!....Get off the damn fone!! (And hangs up)] Boy: wow ur father sounds really mad Girl: u know how he gets, but anywayz i dont want you to go Boy: would you run away with me? Girl: baby, u know i would, i would do anything for u, but i cant... U dont know wut would happen if i did. My dad would kill me !! Boy: *sad* its ok i understand i guess.. Girl: *thinking* i cant believe wuts going on Boy: i need to give u sumthing 2nite b/c i am leaving on flight 1-80 in tha morning, so i need to see you now. Girl: ok i will sneak out & meet u at tha park Boy: ok ill meet u there in 20min [They meet at a nearby park, they both hug eachother. And he gives her a note.] Boy: here u go, this is for you i gotta go. Girl: *tear* (begins to cry) Boy: baby dont cry, u know i love you...but i have 2 go Girl: ok (begins to walk away) [They both go back home. And erika begins to read tha letter he gave her] It says..... Erika, U probably already know that im leaving, i knew this would be better if i wrote a letter explaining tha truth about how much i care about you. The truth is, is that i never loved you, i hated you so much, u are my b***h and dont u ever forget that. I never cared about you, and never wanted to talk to you, n be around u. U really have no clue how much i hate you. Now that im leaving i thought u should know that i hate you b***h, u never did tha right thing, and u were never there. I didnt think i could hate someone as much as i hate you. And i never want to see you, for the rest of my life, i will never miss kissing you like before, i never want to cuddle up, how we used to. I will not miss you and thats a promise. U never had my love, and i want you to remember that. b***h u keep this letter bcuz this may be tha last thing u have from me. I hate you so much. i will not talk to you soon b***h.... Goodbye - Kyle [ erika begins to cry, she throws tha paper in tha garbage & crys for hours ] ....A day passes, she is sad, depressed and she feels so lonely.... Then she gets a fone call.... Friend: how are u feeling? Girl: i just cant believe this happend i thought he loved me. Friend: o, about that. Kyle left me a msg. A few days ago. He told me to tell u to look in ur jacket pocket or something... Girl: ummm ok [She finds a piece of paper in tha jacket, It says...] Baby i hope u find this before u read my letter. I knew ur dad might read it, so i switched a few words... Hate = Love Never = Alwayz b***h = Baby Will not= will ........ I hope u didnt take that seriously because i love you with all my heart, and it was so hard to let you go thats y i wanted u to run away with me... -Kyle] Girl: omg its a letter, Kyle does love me!!, he must of slipped it into my pocket when he hugged me. I cant believe how stupid I am!! Friend: lol ok but i g2g... Call me later Girl: *happy*ok bye, i'll be at home waiting for my baby to call me !! ...... Erika turns tha T.V. on...... [Breaking news] 'An airplane has crashed. Over 47 young boys died, we are still searching for Survivors...This is a tragedy we will never forget, this plane was flight 1-80...it was on its way to an all boys boarding school...' Reporter says. [ she turns off the tv....3 days later, she kills herself, because of tha fact that Kyle was dead & she had nothing to Live for... ] ....A day after that the fone rings. Nobody answers. It was Kyle, he called to leave a msg. 'Its Kyle, i guess ur not home so, I called 2 let u know that im alive, i missed my flight b/c i had 2 see u one last time. So i hope ur not worried. I am staying for good. Sorry if u got scared, i promise 2 make it up 2 u everything will be a be ok i love you so much...call me asap bye!
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When she walks away from you mad:
[ Follow her ]
When she stares at your mouth:
[ Kiss her ]
When she pushes you or hits you:
[ Grab her and dont let go ]
When she starts cursing at you:
[ Kiss her and tell her you love her ]
When she's quiet:
[ Ask her whats wrong ]
When she ignores you:
[ Give her your attention ]
When she pulls away:
[ Pull her back ]
When you see her at her worst:
[ Tell her she's beautiful ]
When you see her start crying:
[Just hold her and dont say a word ]
When you see her walking:
[ Sneak up and hug her waist from behind ]
When she's scared:
[ Protect her ]
When she lays her head on your shoulder:
[ Tilt her head up and kiss her ]
When she steals your favorite hat:
[ Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night]
When she teases you:
[ Tease her back and make her laugh ]
When she doesn't answer for a long time:
[ Reassure her that everything is okay ]
When she looks at you with doubt:
[ Back yourself up ]
When she says that she loves you:
[ She really does more than you could even understand. ]
When she grabs at your hands:
[ Hold hers and play with her fingers ]
When she bump's into you:
[ Bump into her back and make her laugh ]
When she tells you a secret:
[ Keep it safe and untold ]
When she looks at you in your eyes:
[ Don't look away until she does ]
When she misses you:
[ She's hurting inside ]
When you break her heart:
[ The pain never really goes away ]
When she says its over:
[ She still wants you to be hers ]
When she reposts this on her page its cuz:
[ She wants YOU to read it ]
When she tells you she loves you,
[ Tell her you love her back]!
*~Kiss on lips = I love you~*
Kiss on nose = your special
Kiss on ear = I adore you
Kiss on shoulder = your mine
Kiss on cheek = friendship
Kiss on fore head = comfort
Kiss anywhere else = be carefull
Smiling at each other = I like you
Staring = your cute or pretty
Looking at each other = I like you
Holding hands = happiness
Hugs = they care
Slap on the a** = interested
Arm around the waist = i need you
Breathing in your ear = warming up
Raising eyebrows = flirting~*
Looking around = hide`n there feelings
Squeeze on hand = dont leave
Tear drop = im losing you
Crying = I lost you