do NOT mess with this guy!!

HA, theyre talkin bout Sesame street!

If u can find a single word in the english dictionary that rhymes with orange, i will giv u 1000 gold

BOY: I love her more than the air i breathGIRL: well im always here for you.BOY: I know.GIRL:What's wrong?BOY: I like her so much.GIRL: Talk to her.BOY: I don't know. She wont even like me.GIRL: Don't say that. You're amazing.BOY:I just want her to know how I feel.GIRL:Then tell her.BOY: She wont like me.GIRL: How do you know that?BOY: I can just tell.GIRL: Well just tell her.BOY: What should I say?GIRL: Tell her how much you like her.BOY: I tell her that daily.GIRL: What do you mean?BOY: I'm always with her. I love her.GIRL: I know how you feel. I have the same problem. But he'll never like me.BOY: Wait. Who do you like?GIRL: Oh some boy.BOY:Oh... she won't like me either.GIRL: She does.BOY: How do you know?GIRL: Because, who wouldn't like you?BOY: You.GIRL: You're wrong, I love you.BOY: I love you too.GIRL: So are you going to talk to her?BOY: I just did.~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*Boy: baby we need to talkGirl: ricardo, what do you mean?Boy: something has come up...Girl: what? whats wrong?Boy: i dont want to hurt you babyGirl: *thinks* omg i hope he doesnt break up with me... i love him so muchBoy: baby are you there??Girl: yea im here what is so important??Boy: im not sure if i should sayGirl: well you already brought it up, so please just tell meBoy: im leaving....Girl: baby what are you talking about? i don't want you to leave me, i love you!Boy: not like that, i mean i'm moving far awayGirl: why? all of your family lives hereBoy: well my father is sending me away to a boarding school far away.Girl: i can't believe this, i don't want you to goBoy: would you run away with me?Girl: baby, you know i would, i would do anything for you, but i can't, my dad would kill me!Boy: *sad* its ok i understand i guess..Girl: *thinking* i can't believe whats going onBoy: i need to give you somemthing tonight because im leaving on flight 1-80 in the morning so i need to see you nowGirl: ok i will sneak out and meet you at the parkBoy: ok i'll meet you there in 20min[They meet at a nearby park, they both hug each other. And he gives her a note.]Boy: here u go, this is for you i gotta go.Girl: (begins to cry)Boy: baby don't cry, you know i love you... but i have to goGirl: ok (begins to walk away)[They both go back home. And she begins to read the letter he gave her.]It says.....Erika,You probably already know that I'm leaving. I knew this would be better if I wrote a letter explaining the truth about how much I care about you. The truth is, is that I never loved you, I hated you so much, you are my whore and don't you ever forget that. I never cared about you, and never wanted to talk to you, and be around you. You really have no clue how much I hate you. Now that I'm leaving I thought you should know that I hate you whore, you never did the right thing, and you were never there. I didnt think I could hate someone as much as I hate you. And I never want to see you, for the rest of my life, I will never miss kissing you like before, I never want to cuddle up, how we used to. I will not miss you and thats a promise. You never had my love, and I want you to remember that. Whore you keep this letter because this may be the last thing you have from me. I hate you so much. I will not talk to you soon..... Goodbye!- Ricardo[Erika begins to cry, she throws the paper in the garbage and crys.]....A day passes, she is sad, depressed and she feels so lonely.... Then she gets a phone call....Friend: how are you feeling?Girl: i just can't believe this happened i thought he loved me.Friend: o, about that. Ricardo left me a message a few days ago. he told me to tell you to look in your jacket pocket or something...Girl: ummm ok[She finds a piece of paper in the jacket]It says...Baby I hope you find this before you read my letter. I knew your dad might read it, so I switched a few words...Hate = LoveNever = AlwaysWhore = BabyWill not= Will........ I hope yu didnt take that seriously because i love you with all my heart, and it was so hard to let you go thats why i wanted you to run away with me...-RicardoGirl: omg its a letter, ricardo does love me!!, he must of slipped it into my pocket when he hugged me. i cant believe how stupid i am!!Friend: lol ok but i g2g... call me laterGirl: *happy* ok bye, i'll be at home waiting for my baby to call me!![Erika turns tha T.V. on][Breaking news] "An airplane has crashed. Over 47 young boys died, we are still searching for survivors... This is a tragedy we will never forget, this plane was flight 1-80...it was on its way to an all boys boarding school..." Reporter says.[She turns off the tv.... 3 days later, she kills herself, because of the fact that Ricardo was dead and she had nothing to live for...]....A day after that the phone rings. Nobody answers. It was Ricardo, he called to leave a message. "Its Ricardo, i guess your not home so, I called to let you know that im alive, i missed my flight b/c i had to see u one last time. so i hope your not worried. I am staying for good. Sorry if you got scared, i promise to make it up to you, everything will be a be okay i love you so much...call me."[He eventually finds out what happened, and also kills himself.]If you think this story is sad, then PUT IT ON UR SITE!!!...Sometimes people lose the one they love, make sure you tell that special someone you love them or something bad might happen x.. This Story Is So Sad..Sweet Too! ..Do Not Take Dis As A Joke .. It Could Happen~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~A white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir....when I was born I was BLACK " "When I grew up I was BLACK, " "When I'm sick I'm BLACK, " "When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, " "When I'm cold I'm BLACK, " "When I die I'll be BLACK." "But you sir." "When you are born you're PINK". "When you grow up you're WHITE, " "When you're sick, you're GREEN, " "When you go in the sun you turn RED, " "When you're cold you turn BLUE, " "And when you die you turn PURPLE. "And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away.. Put this on your page if you HATE racism

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