o3o

hahah
I am the MILF man
your not so local crime fighting crooner ;D

wooing and saving women in peril
with my trusty and adorable sidekick
JAILBAIT
-applause-

make us signs
and art

and be our fans?

you know you want to
;DD


--Special people--
these hos here are part of my family <3
be jealous, we're a sexy family ;]
Prince Faggotry : MY hubby, and gnarled tinfoil ho
Inebriated Panda : My little sister and partner in crime 8]
Gabrieli XXIV He's Prince Faggotry and I's son. We have lots of fun with our Father Son bonding Time ;D