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GLIMPSES INTO THE LIFE OF THE SIMON!!! (thats me)
everymorning when i stare into my cheerios...i remember that i hate cheerios and throw them away...
i saved the world once but you wouldnt know that becuz the government doesnt even let people know the world is in danger due to world wide panic....
one time this dude stopped being my friend because i told him i stirred his drink with my p***s while he wasnt looking.(i didnt though i was playing) im glad hes not my friend because if you cant take a joke who needs you anyway? kill joy. stare
i've been told im weird,creepy,dorky,INSANE,immature,a couple big words like unethical,and illogical.i like sexy the most though biggrin
i am Bi.and i had an egg thrown at me one time for it but then i found the guys address and me and my friends scrambled 6 dozen eggs and smeared them all over the side of his house.
i think that if you dont have time to act insane you will drive yourself in its direction.
im 16.....for those of you who dont feel like doing the math when you see my birthday
i think in the music video of my hips dont lie shakiras dance looked really stupid....i hate that music video. im not going to apologize to those who like that vid because this is 'about me' not you.
i like friends who can be crazy and random without caring what people think. thats why they are my friends.
if you dont like what you just read....then leave. whee