Hey, sweetheart. This is just a message to thank you for shopping with the undead. The item you have purchased likely is a carrier of the virus, be it speckled with blood from a victim, removed from a zombie after its disposal (he will be missed), or that I simply drooled on it directly before inserting it into your mailer. We hope you enjoy your new-found infection.
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