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- 11/22/2006 5:32 pm
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- 11/20/2006
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- Earth
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- Female
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- Hobbies/Interests
- tinker bell shopping and bois
About
Hello I am A 13 Year Old Gurl
I LIKE...
* GYMNASTICS
* COOKING
* BOIS
* SHOPPING
* GAIAONLINE ( saves me from dieing of bordom)
* MY FRIENDS
* ALL KINDS OF MUSIC (except country blah)
* MY KITTIES (Riley and Peggy)
* TINKER BELL
* MY CELL PHONE
* ~ GOD~ <3
Curtis Avanue
so i was walking along curtis avanue and you know what chuck norris comes and gangsta slapps my poodle. I was like yo man don'ch be up in my grill that ain't exbloobleary. So my cake was all over the ceiling and my hat was purple, what was i going to do?
Ohhh, and did i tell you that it was May 76, 128754(i know i know you are probally like how do you remember things that long ago) Well i am an exbloobleary genius and if you didn't know that then you are going to stay pale your whole life.
Anyways so Dolly Parton was all in my grill and i didn't have my revolver, so i decided to use my revolver instead. Okay so here justin timberlake was like i ain't going away so had to shoot him in his elbow. what else is there to do.
Well i couldn't let the coppers see this corpse so i dragged it into papa johns. The fattso behind the counter was like waoh man you have killer shoes. Good enough he didn't notice the bloody body i had slung over my shoulder, so off to the kitchen for me.
So all i saw was a pizza oven, cooking knives, counters, and all those toppings you put on pizza. So i was hingry so i slung the body on the counter. Licking my lips i put a pepporoni here and one there then a spinkle of cheese. Then devoured it. EXBLOOBLEARY
My letter to paula
Dear Paula,
So i didn't see you at pork class the other day and i was wondering if you were feeling ill. Well my porcupine is doing fine but i don't know about yours. I think last time i saw it it was kinda pink so TAKE IT TO THE VET ALREADY Okay so today in class we made gun holders out on very sharp needles. Molly died while making hers we are having a small funeral for her tomorow. Well i only cut one finger off isn't that exbloobleary. You shoulda been there. well i bought a space helmet today. YOu place it on you head and blam your shoulders explode just like that. It hurts at first but then you feel numb. Also today we had alecture about how to coment sucicide. We are having demonstrations on wednesday. I hope i get an a.
UMM i hate dragons
do you know how to comb a giraffe. Well all you do is get on a stepp stool and hope he don't lick you its quite exbloobleary
chuck norris died yesterday. cause i shot him with a pony scruncher there was blood everywhere wish you coulda been there
The cow tounge we had on tuesday was very wet and tangy when you bit into it a white puss came out i loved it.
also i ate apple sauce
My toothpicks are getting dull i think it is time to sharpen them. maybe you can come over and help me since i cut my finger off your help would be very explisive.
thanks for not listening bye now
a poem about nothing
bean stocks and sugar cane
elephants going insane
rabbits run to and fro
little white nerds with afros
crazy hats and stinky cheese
can i have an exblooblearyplease
cream colored socks that look quite nice
i made up a new animal called a sneezsnice
kangaroos with upside down glasses
if you don't leave a comment i will kick all yalls butts(lol)
thanks for reading bye now
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