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KizunaYui Report | 11/16/2010 9:17 am

should reaaly update your profile hun

blackkittytears Report | 10/20/2009 5:26 pm

hi mary its beca

Alice Allusion Report | 08/13/2009 10:21 pm

hey mary wats up ^^

Susurrations Report | 06/06/2009 2:00 pm

Oh my gosh you are a dreanei!! I'm so jealous!! XD
No fair!

Claudia Steele Report | 05/29/2009 12:22 pm

thankies so much for the purchase ^.~

moysiuk88 Report | 04/15/2009 8:11 pm

Alo. This be the craziness that is Kat... yeh... wewt. I'm just sitting next to you in teh library and all. Makes me sad that I

missyboofoo Report | 11/14/2008 8:44 pm

Band Gods 







Conductor: 



Leaps tall buildings in a single bound 



Is more powerful than a locomotive 



Is faster than a speeding bullet 



Walks on water 



Gives policy to god.



 



Horn player: 



Leaps short buildings in a single bound 



Is more powerful than a switch engine 



Is just as fast as a speeding bullet 



Walks on water if sea is calm 



Talks with god.



 



Oboist: 



Leaps short buildings with a running start and favorable winds 



Is almost as powerful as a switch engine 



Is almost as fast as a speeding bullet 



Walks on water in an indoor swimming pool 



Talks to god if special request is approved.



 



Flautist: 



Rarely clears a Quonset hut 



Loses tug-of-war with locomotive 



Can fire a speeding bullet 



Swims well 



Is occasionally addressed by god.



 



Bassoonist: 



Makes marks on the wall when trying to clear short buildings 



Is run over by a locomotive 



Can sometimes handle a gun without inflicting self-injury 



Dog-paddles 



Talks to animals.



 



Saxophone player: 



Runs into buildings 



Recognizes locomotives 2 times out of 3 



Is not issued any ammunition 



Can stay afloat with a life jacket 



Talks to walls, argues with himself.



 



Clarinet player: 



Too afraid to jump building because of their reed 



Works in locomotives 



Too busy with reed for gun 



Throws reed into water 



Thinks reed is god.



 



Trumpet player: 



Argues with building when it won't get out of the way 



Sleeps in locomotive 



Claims it's too easy to catch bullets in teeth when explaining why he really can't 



saves water to drink after every triple C 



Thinks he's god.







 Tuba player: 



Don't really exist 



Plays silently 



Are really mimes in disguise 



Believe there is no god. 



Percussionist: 



Falls over the doorstep when trying to enter buildings 



Says "look at the choo-choo" 



Wets himself with a water pistol 



Plays in mud puddles 



Loses arguments with himself.



 



Trombone player: 



Lifts buildings and walks under them 



Kicks locomotives off the tracks 



Catches speeding bullets in teeth and eats them 



Freezes water with a single glance



Is god!