Communication.

  • Add to Friends
  • Send Message
  • Trade Items

s**t I like.

What I'm Wearing.

Heart of Gold - virtual item
Aqua Bubbles Tankini Bottom - virtual item
White Eye Stripe Tattoo - virtual item
Decorated Onyx Nose Chain - virtual item
Michael's Memory - virtual item
Champagne Party Neck Ribbon - virtual item
Fabulous Aqua Shockqua Pumps - virtual item
Blacklisted Skimpy Swim Top - virtual item
Gold Elven Circlet - virtual item
 

A pancake molested by forks with butter as the lubricant.

-Molested Pancake-'s avatar

 
Offline

Last Login: 07/12/2018 1:36 am

Registered: 06/13/2007

Gender: Female

Location: Michigan

Birthday: 03/10/1994

Occupation: Winery Tasting Room Sales Associate

Random bullshit.



Hello, I'm Samantha. I'm 20 and work in a tasting room of a winery. My absolute goal in life is to get an rv and travel the country.

Any inquiries or comments, pm me. (:

Give me anything, if you want. I really don't care what it is.


Music!

Unable to identify Vimeo video URL.

My mantra.

 

Thank you, come again!

Jamie aka Dante on 08/23/2022

Sexy Talk.

View All Comments

TheRangaTan Report | 06/22/2011 7:29 am
TheRangaTan
If you like cows, than come to my school: it gots a working dairy and all... if only we could invest in a decent ******** section of fence to keep the chunky pricks in. Absolute. Piece. Of s**t.
Zetsune Moweena Report | 03/10/2011 3:32 pm
Zetsune Moweena
Happy Birthday ^^
krislane87 Report | 12/17/2010 8:20 pm
krislane87
Hey sweetie, how have you been? Hope everything is well. Merry Christmas!!! smile

*huggles*
Dies_Somnium Report | 08/11/2010 8:33 am
Dies_Somnium
xd Lmao. Thanks. I'm no longer a comment virgin.
XxKuru-bananaxX Report | 08/02/2010 3:56 pm
XxKuru-bananaxX
ohhh s**t its the legendary pancake!
krislane87 Report | 01/18/2010 1:51 pm
krislane87
Hey Sammy, how are yas? smile
Invictus_88 Report | 01/05/2010 5:03 pm
Invictus_88
Well, as you can probably imagine, her facial expression was not one of warmth and tolerance..

I hit mute before the song got further, and she didn't leave the room, but there was what you might call a certain tension in the room after that!
Invictus_88 Report | 01/03/2010 4:53 am
Invictus_88
Hahaha! ******** hell..

Scene: Me, posting on the forums, reading old ED discussions, sitting in the front room with the fire burning in the grate, a highbrow comedy show playing (quietly) on my laptop, and my (very religious and socially conservative) grandmother sitting across the room, reading silently.

Then: *click* Your profile opens on my screen. "I'M NOT YOUR BOYFRIEND, BABY!! I AIN'T YOUR PECULIAR SEX-TOY!! I'M NOT YOUR..", loud loud loud.

xd

Comedy.
krislane87 Report | 12/28/2009 8:56 am
krislane87
Hey Sam, how have you been? smile
mikeclover0404 Report | 12/22/2009 5:50 pm
mikeclover0404
wats gudd

Here's a taste of my life.

View Journal

Samalu's Muses

My OC's. Can be used for RPing, but I just made them as my muses - They're very inspiring to me.