Random bullshit.
Hello, I'm Samantha. I'm 20 and work in a tasting room of a winery. My absolute goal in life is to get an rv and travel the country.
Any inquiries or comments, pm me. (:
Give me anything, if you want. I really don't care what it is.
Sexy Talk.
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*huggles*
I hit mute before the song got further, and she didn't leave the room, but there was what you might call a certain tension in the room after that!
Scene: Me, posting on the forums, reading old ED discussions, sitting in the front room with the fire burning in the grate, a highbrow comedy show playing (quietly) on my laptop, and my (very religious and socially conservative) grandmother sitting across the room, reading silently.
Then: *click* Your profile opens on my screen. "I'M NOT YOUR BOYFRIEND, BABY!! I AIN'T YOUR PECULIAR SEX-TOY!! I'M NOT YOUR..", loud loud loud.
xd
Comedy.