MONGOOSE =D
Mongoose is a...well...Mongoose is...Mongoose is a Whatever. No one quite knows what a Whatever is, but he is a Whatever. Just...picture a black borzoi with pointy ears, red eyes, a stumpy tail, and a beak. That's Mongoose.
Not only is he a Whatever, but he's dumb as a crumbling brick. He probably could drown in the rain like a turkey. He could probably suffocate in the forest, drown on dry land, go blind staring at the sun.
But he's lovable, at least. He's always sweet and friendly. He's hyperactive as all hell, though, but he's always happy to see you and he'll love you forever more...possibly because he's stupid. If you beat him over the head with a stick, he'd mostly go '=DDDDDD LAWL, OW.' Well, if he could speak. But, fortunately, he can't. Who knows what kind of babble would spew out if he could?
Aside from being a horrifically stupid Whatever, Mongoose used to be Steven Erikson's pet. But Steven up and died, so now he and Mira--Steven's cat that hates him--stay with Steven's sister, Maria.
Not only is he a Whatever, but he's dumb as a crumbling brick. He probably could drown in the rain like a turkey. He could probably suffocate in the forest, drown on dry land, go blind staring at the sun.
But he's lovable, at least. He's always sweet and friendly. He's hyperactive as all hell, though, but he's always happy to see you and he'll love you forever more...possibly because he's stupid. If you beat him over the head with a stick, he'd mostly go '=DDDDDD LAWL, OW.' Well, if he could speak. But, fortunately, he can't. Who knows what kind of babble would spew out if he could?
Aside from being a horrifically stupid Whatever, Mongoose used to be Steven Erikson's pet. But Steven up and died, so now he and Mira--Steven's cat that hates him--stay with Steven's sister, Maria.
SPEAK?! =DDD
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But ya yous till owe me my nartion rock you took and sold.
Also glad to see that even though I didn;t want to tal about it, DIDN't want to make you choose sides, Yous till did so... whatever. Still owe me that nartian rock.
Maria continued to beckon Mira, and eventually scooped her up in one arm and kept a firm grip. Mongoose was led along via collar.
"We'll get you guys to my house. Mom'll let you stay for a little while at least. You must be starving!"
She dragged them outside, and shut the door to Steven's apartment behind her.
Holy snaps, would her mother let her keep two random pets out of nowhere? Maybe if she explained what had happened then they would be allowed in her house. Maybe. She didn't know.
"C'mere, pretty kitty! I won't hurt you!" She loved cats but they were so finicky ...
Gosh she just wanted out of there now.
Even if he was a pet he was obviously upset! And thus she'd have to find the pretty kitty and get out of there as soon as possible. Nothing would be done for a Repoman victim (yes, she dared to look; the cuts were too precise to just be mindless murder), so he had no case.
"It's OK, little guy!" For once, she had slowed down her speech just so the thing could understand her. "It'll be all right; I'll make sure that you're OK. OK? OK." She began petting Mongoose, trying to soothe him. She. It. Whatever.
Maria, still in her GENtern uniform, was walking as fast as she could in those heels and short dress in the bitter cold. She was freezing to death, but she couldn't just stop and give up. Something had happened to Steven; about two hours ago, she got this dark feeling in her gut. That NEVER happened! NEVER!
Seeing Steven's door wide open didn't help matters. Nor did seeing a trace of blood near the entrance. The young girl began panicking, and she quickly rushed inside the apartment.
"STEVEN!" She quickly looked away from the body, her own beginning to shake and shiver. Her gray eyes were shut tight; she didn't want to see ANY of this.
It had to be a repossession. Steven would live for that Repoman. So obviously someone else killed him. Right? "Oh my god Steven ..." Now what? Who to tell? Would Viktor be sad? What about Jay? And Nathan? And what about his pet? No, two; Maria knew he had two pets. Some weird thing she found in front of the club and a kitty ...
He rose and let Mongoose wander in and o--... on. The couch. He cracked a smile and shook his head as he shut the door, being sure to lock it before joining Mongoose on his side of the couch.
Now that he thought about it ... maybe if he had Mongoose with him on that mission, he wouldn't have been in a coma.
"Sorry fer bein' gone fer so long," the Repoman began as he sat down. "I, er, didn't expect t' go into a coma ..."
Something had been missing; his somewhat-addled brain just couldn't put his finger on it. It was too quiet in the apartment ... but that racket at the door, he recognized right off.
The Repoman tossed the book aside and pretty much rushed to the door, opening it and promptly giving the Whatever at the door a huge hug.
"Mongoose! I was wonderin' where ye went!"
He had to assume that Mongoose had left the apartment for a while .. but he was getting worried.
At least he had his roommate back--and his pet.
No matter how noisy.
I've been doing yardwork for the past four hours, so give me a bit to come up with something. My brain's fried from the hot weather. }}
The whining would get to everyone and besides he was very unhappy here. Only logical thing to do was take him away from whatever what was making him unhappy!
"C'mon lil' guy!"
What the heck was this thing anyways? Was it some sort of new GeneCo hybrid? It was so weird but it was so cuuute she didn't know what to think.
Ooooh! There was an idea! Maybe she could take the thingy to GeneCo and Rotti and see what he said about it!
Maria instantly felt smarter. That was definitely the answer.
THus, change course for: GeneCo building!!
The GENtern sighed dramatically and sat down next to the weird thing in frustration.
"You know you're lucky I found you here instead of someone else ya know! Some people are such jerks!" She pouted and hugged the thing again. "You could've been hurt and I'm glad you're OK!"
No clubbing tonight; she had a mission--she had to find this animal's owner and she was gonna break her back to do it! ... They had better give her a cookie or something as a reward ...