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Salut! Je m'appelle M Bienveillant. Ou Ethan G. pour bref.
(Yeah...I know that I ripped this off from Epique, but I could care less...)

I am an albino pygmy rhino living in a straw hut on the dark side of the moon. It is incredibly cold, and I haven't a clue why I am using this as my current place of residence. Any-who, I am [disclosed] years-old! Despite my age, I'm quite a happy-go-lucky fellow. I enjoy preying on girls much younger then myself, cannibalism, burning random objects, dry-humping, speed texting, surfing the internet, /b/, animu, drawing, making fandubs, kayaking, playing old NES games, being old, Epic-chan, boobs, big shrimp, spicy food, Pokemanz, Nintendo, Megaman, Phoenix Wright, et cetera. I own two prostitutes; Mademoiselle Epique, (Epic-chan) and Daifuku-san. I charge $17.95 plus tax, an hour. We do NOT accept credit or debit cards.

But, yep. That's pretty much all there is to me. I'm a pretty generic person all-in-all...*sigh* whatever. Au revoir pour l'instant.

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Masquerade 6th Gen.
Gold Promise Ring
Gold Kira Kira Earring
Underground Sound
Midnight Gothic Bat Boots
KoNfUzEd rAiNbOw ToE SoX
Masquerade 9th Gen.
Golden Sparkles
The Lusty Scoundrel
Black GetaGRIP Gloves
Purple Wool Top
Blue Glamrock Jeans
Birthday Crown
Violet Scene Glasses
Purple Tam Beret
Wingding (phase one)


Please Help Me With My Dream Avi biggrin

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Gypsy Elvis

Report | 09/02/2010 1:37 pm

Gypsy Elvis

biggrin DDDDDDDDDDDD
Gypsy Elvis

Report | 04/02/2010 3:43 pm

Gypsy Elvis

HAPPEH ALMOST BIRTHDAY
Gypsy Elvis

Report | 03/24/2010 1:55 pm

Gypsy Elvis

>:V
Gypsy Elvis

Report | 03/24/2010 1:46 pm

Gypsy Elvis

>:V ive gone through two bottles of water...!!
Gypsy Elvis

Report | 03/24/2010 1:45 pm

Gypsy Elvis

i threw up three times yesterday and twice today...my throat really hurts...
Gypsy Elvis

Report | 03/24/2010 1:40 pm

Gypsy Elvis

; ___ ;
Gypsy Elvis

Report | 03/15/2010 4:33 pm

Gypsy Elvis

Heh...noob
Kai Kyuubi

Report | 03/15/2010 3:32 pm

Kai Kyuubi

I really wouldn't know, sorry...
Kai Kyuubi

Report | 03/10/2010 2:34 pm

Kai Kyuubi

You can't make me...
Kai Kyuubi

Report | 03/10/2010 2:32 pm

Kai Kyuubi

NO!

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