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im me.(or else). i am beautiful. if u looked at me id burn ur eyes out with my radiance. im very friendly,i love metal, i am confident, i belive in myself, i am antireligious (its not that i hate it, i just think its an excuse to make war), i dispise anime (im alone on that one) especially the ones that sing and talk in foreign languages (double lonliness), and i have a great sense of humor. i am currently in a band called kneqture, and we are better than [insert readers favorite band here], with one of my friends mitchell who is the bassist (mitchulation2 add him ladies), hes a ladies man and always knows what to say to them (which is almost always nothing). If i like something i tend to obsess about it, like the new RESIDENT EVIL 5 game, and your mom (jk, maybe) my sister is fat, hasnt come out of the closet yet, thinks she is cool when she wears tight black clothing, and dubbed Damien the son of Satan when she was 5. my dad is awsome, hes whipped by all the women he goes out with but its ok cuz i get away with alot cuz of it. he too, like mitchell, is a ladies man. he weighs a good 300 something and is amazingly attractive to women but scares even my toughest friends whithout doing anything but saying hi. my papa has sexual fantasies about slip n' slinding with black women naked. i love yellow and stuff. ill probly be a comedian. drugs are for squares, drinking is cool but not my thing. ive lived in the ghetto for more than 3/4 of my life, and am officially black and can say ***** so dont question me. i want to laugh really loud in a scary movie after someone gets murdalized, thats right murdalized. i forget what im talking about in mid sentance usually, and it can be very----- i have two dogs that are smaller than my fist. i call one turdbucket. i like fred figglehorn. hes funny. look him up yo. my playlist has awsome music. things that annoy me are like stupid people, people that think they are cool like Justin "Betsy" Kelley. i ******** hate him--- oh and the new josh too. i wont accept a drumming competion from a guy cuz im not into having beat-offs with them and i am "monster good".i say somagidavidagaloga because i made it and it will take u forever to pronounce it correctly. ADD slows me down, but i dont care. poop on a stick. =)
wanna see somethin that will blow ur mind?
read this backwards
"go hang a salami ima lasagna hog"
trippy huh?
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WHASAP?
Lol.... o.o
Im back on Gaia.. o3o;