When Anne Wichert got it for the first time, she ignored it and a week later the love of her life dumped her for no good reason so BEWARE, and just send the stupid letter!!!!!!
The Lovers of the Heart
In order to form a more perfect kiss, enable the mighty hug to promote
to whom we please but one kiss.
Article 1:
Statement of Love:
The Kiss
1.Kiss on the hand
I adore you
2. Kiss on the cheek
I just want to be friends
3. Kiss on the neck
I want you
4.Kiss on the lips
I love you
5.Kiss on the ears
I am just playing
6.Kiss anywhere else
lets not get carried away
7. Look in your eyes
kiss me
8.Playing with your hair
I can't live without you
9. Hand on your waist
I love you to much to let you go
Article 2:
The Three Steps
1. Girls:
If any guys gets fresh with you, slap him.
2. Guys
If any girl slaps you, her intentions are still good.
3.Guys & Girls
Close your eyes when kissing, it is rude to
stare.
Article 3:
The Commandments
1. Thou shall not squeeze too hard.
2.Thou shall not ask for a kiss, but take one.
3.Thou shall kiss at every opportunity.
* Remember *
A peach is a peach
A plum is a plum,
A kiss isn't a kiss
Without some tongue.
So open up your mouth
close your eyes, and give your tongue some exercise!!!
Here are a few reasons
why guys
like girls:
1. They will always smell good
even if its just shampoo
2. The way their heads always
find the right spot on our shoulder
3. How cute they look when they sleep
4. The ease in which they fit into our arms
5. The way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is right in the world
6. How cute they are when they eat
7. The way they take hours to get dressed
but in the end it makes it all worth while
8.Because they are always warm even when its minus 30 outside
HEY, I WROTE YOUR NAME ON A PIECE OF PAPER BUT I ACCIDENTALLY THREW IT AWAY. I WROTE YOUR NAME ON MY HAND, BUT IT WASHED AWAY. I WROTE YOUR NAME IN THE SAND, BUT THE WAVES WHISPERED IT AWAY. I WROTE YOUR NAME IN MY HEART, AND FOREVER IT WILL STAY. SEND THIS TO EVERYONE U LOVE (as a friend or more) INCLUDING ME. IF U SEND THIS TO 10 PEOPLE IN THE NEXT 45 MINUTES, THEN TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY EVER!!! Today is love your friends day. Send this to all your friends and me if I am one. If you get 7 back then you're loved!!
girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty , he said.. .. no . She asked him if he would to be with her forever ....and he said no . She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry? and once again he replied with a no .
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She had heard enough . As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and said....You're not pretty you're be au ti f ul . I don't want to be with you forever . I NEED to be with you forever , and i wouldn't cry if you walked away....I'd die ...
I like you because of who you are to me . Your a true friend , if i don't get this back I'll take a h in t . Tonight at midnight your true love will realize they like you. Something good will happen to you at 1:00-4:00 PM tomorrow , it could be anywhere- AOL, yahoo, outside of school , anywhere . Get ready for the biggest shock of your life . If you break this chain letter you will be cursed with 10 relationship problems for the next ten years . If you send 1 5 people this in 1 5 minutes
knew a blonde that was so stupid that....... she called me to get my phone number. she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate." she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind. she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order. she sent me a fax with a stamp on it. she tried to drown a fish. she thought a quarterback was a refund. she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death. she tripped over a cordless phone. she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept. she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store. she studied for a blood test. she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats. when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved. when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead. when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home Now send this to at least 5 people or you'll get bad luck for 7 years!!!!!!!!!!! *! 0-4=Bad luck for 7 years *! 5-9=your crush will start to like you *! 10-14=your crush will ask you out *! 15-19=you and your crush will go out all the time *! 21 or more all of the above and you'll get everything you want in life After you send this to 20 people a yellow box will pop up. Click on it
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She had heard enough . As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and said....You're not pretty you're be au ti f ul . I don't want to be with you forever . I NEED to be with you forever , and i wouldn't cry if you walked away....I'd die ...
I like you because of who you are to me . Your a true friend , if i don't get this back I'll take a h in t . Tonight at midnight your true love will realize they like you. Something good will happen to you at 1:00-4:00 PM tomorrow , it could be anywhere- AOL, yahoo, outside of school , anywhere . Get ready for the biggest shock of your life . If you break this chain letter you will be cursed with 10 relationship problems for the next ten years . If you send 1 5 people this in 1 5 minutes