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QUOTES!!! (Most not from me.)

I remember your father's last words..."Oh f*ck! Its a bus!"

Father: You must be very excited!
Son: Must I..?

NO! This is NOT how we're remembering this!

I wish God were alive to see this...

Wife: Hi honey! did you miss me..?
Husband: With every bullet so far...

Kill your brother, you'll feel better.

I have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night.

If kisses were water, I will give you a sea. If hugs were leaves, I will give you a tree. If LIFE was a planet, I will give you a galaxy. If friendship is life, I will give you mine

This is always the lamest part of any supernatural story, where the person refuses to believe it all... I'd love it if we could skip the drama...

I want to have a social life, but I hate people.

The saddest thing about betrayal is that it never comes from your enemies.

If you're gonna rob the place, you can start with taking the orphans.

But don't be afraid, Falling is just like flying, except there's a more permanent destination.

You couldn't hit water if you fell out of a boat!

Oh no! I'm sooo scared! What would you know about strength? You can't even walk down the stairs without tumbling forward like a Slinky!

I really shouldn't have driven home from the bar last night... Especially since I walked there...

*Hands you flowers* I know it's not equal trade for my life, but I just wanted to say I'm glad you know how to clock a dude with a brick.

Awww.... Don't cry! ... You're not that good an actor!

I mean, I'm telling you guys!! The world is going to end soon! and I already know the first thing I'm going to do... I'm gonna stop using condoms. ... I'm just kidding, you don't need a condom to f**k your hand.

Random dude: Sir, I'm afraid you've gone mad with power!
Other Dude: of course I have! You've ever tried going mad without power..? Its boring! No one listens to you!

Awww.... why does everything I whip leave me..?

Dude, you're mistaking reality for porn...

Sometimes I question my sanity... Occasionally it replies...

I like your spirit, man! you're not making much sense... but I like your spirit!

Gomez: You'll have to challenge him to a duel!
Fester: ... .... ... No... I'd rather shoot him in the back!

We're born alone, we live alone, we die alone. Only through our love and friendship can we create the illusion for the moment that we're not alone.

Sometimes you have to know which bridges to cross..which bridges to build..and which bridges to let burn..

I'm sorry, if there was a door, I would have knocked.

What an odd yet depressing party I've thrown!

That date was pretty rough; Sure, it was a blind date, but I wasn't Blind enough...

When one door closes, another opens... Or you could just open the door that closed... That's how doors work.

AAAAH!!!! I just killed a dead guy!

God asks, but the Devil commands.

We cross our bridges when we come to them and burn them behind us, with nothing to show for our progress except a memory of the smell of smoke, and a presumption that once our eyes watered.

Does your mother know you wear-eth her drapes..?

What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
Breathe, idiot! BREATHE!

Hurt me with the truth,
but don't comfort me with a lie.

Dear Math,
I'm sick and tired of finding your "x",
Just accept the fact that she's gone,
Move on, Dude.


Hi Mr.Candy Man!
Should i just go ahead and get in the van?
I'll just take a seat on this big pile of rope,
next to the shovel.


You want to know the god's honest truth...?
You are what you eat.
And you clearly went out and devoured a big fat guy, didn't you?

I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one.

Do not regret growing older... Its a privilege denied to many.

That awkward moment when you are digging a hole to hide a body and find another body.

The last thing I want to do is hurt you... But its still on the list.

Act your age, not your shoe size!

I am me, therefore I am not you...