Mountain Mildew

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Birthday: 12/20

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xxxxxxxxxxxxxxName | Dew, most preferably. But if you need something traditional and European, Cyril works as well.
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxAge | A bazillion years old. Yet I still can't legally drink in the US. Whodathought.
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxGender | I was born to bear babies, but I do not and never will identify as this. I chose Gaia's female avatar for the sake of being honest. But, please. Just take the contents of my pants out of consideration, and call me sir, dude, man, guy, p***s, whatever.
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxSexual Orientation | I love eeeeeveryone. --skips away--
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxExtra | I like Pokemon a lot, but only the video games. I roleplay and do so with a working knowledge of the written English language. I also take pictures of things, but I'm terrible at it and you shouldn't look at them. I sew, some times, and collect dolls and miniatures. I try to play the harmonica, but no one will ever hear me do it. I have no favorite music genre, but seem to like female vocals best, particularly in rock. And, uh. Yeah.
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxFTW | Hanna is Not a Boy's Name, The Dresden Files, and Boxer Hockey!
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxAccounts | DeviantArt

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Coach Dew

So sometimes I feel like giving advice. But isn't always someone to give it to, so I just dump it here, to keep it in mind, and maybe refer people to, if they ask.

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Momiji Sono Report | 02/15/2012 4:51 pm
Momiji Sono
Thank you for buying enjoy ^^
Sybaritic Report | 02/02/2012 10:16 pm
Sybaritic
Mmmmm dat a** <3
I don't like FxF like... anything. Yuri, lesbian porn, roleplays. They tend to take everything I hate about females and lesbian stereotypes and makes it like 100 times worse xD
Damn, if dem titties weren't so damn hot, I'd be running sooo far the other way. Faster than the wind.

Sybaritic Report | 02/02/2012 10:00 pm
Sybaritic
Profiles are for noobs, just do an intro paragraph. Besides it would be a b***h to format on an android xD
PMs? Just so you know, I'm totes playing a guy. Women are only good for giving blowjobs, yo.
Sybaritic Report | 02/02/2012 9:09 pm
Sybaritic
AND YOU TOLD ME FLORIDA SUCKS a**. FLORIDA IS LIKE AMERICA'S p***s.
They could be Canadian and driving to Vancouver.
Or hitchhiking? They should be hitchhiking and half the time trying to get away from each other but keep ending up in the same ******** place. That would be hilarious.

Sybaritic Report | 02/02/2012 6:43 pm
Sybaritic
I thought of the ocean and immediately thought of pirates xD Sounds like a good idea, though. Can it be somewhere other than Florida? Florida sucks a**. What about Boston?
Sybaritic Report | 02/01/2012 2:36 am
Sybaritic
Wait, like pirates? I hope the crazy b***h didn't follow you either, that would suck.
Sybaritic Report | 01/31/2012 8:56 pm
Sybaritic
I looked at your dA, dude xD You posted your old dA in Moldy's signature, and I stalked the friendlist on there to find your new dA, and I kinda deduced it was you? lol. And then I looked up the username on here. Also I believe your new username is the same name as your old art shop or something. I'm uber stalker skillz, yo.

I've actually been trying to find you for a while, I was totally kicking myself for leaving without getting in touch with you. I MISSED YOU LIKE CRAZY, YO. I have to take breaks from typing this to bounce around like a giddy child xD (not really. I went out drinking tonight and I'm a little too tipsy for any actual bouncing.) We should totally get our roleplay on, though. I'm crazy busy with school, but I'll make time for you, bbys.

You wanna start a new one, or pick up with the skater s**t? I'm down for either.

Also, my internet is back~! I fixed it with crazy hacker skillz. Our modem turned up broken, so we had to go get a new one, hurrdurr.
Sybaritic Report | 01/31/2012 1:37 am
Sybaritic
P.S. sorry for the double post. Someone stole our internet (literally, they took our modem) and Gaia on an Android is totally ghetto. Ughhh touchscreen y do.
Sybaritic Report | 01/31/2012 1:35 am
Sybaritic
AH SO MUCH CAPS LOCK EXCITE EXCITE LUV LUV SEXY SEXY. (Seriously, though, that made me feel all kinds of loved and tingly in my nether regions)

I see you finally checked your PMs xD Things have been really good ^^ Sorry about poofing back then, a buddy of mine died unexpectedly and it was one of like... 5 deaths that year? So I just went "******** this s**t" and just checked out for a while. Cut all my contacts online and off, went to live under a cloud of emo, it wasn't too pretty.

Then when I came back you were gone! I was all, "Nooooooooo my love how will I ever go on!"

But I'm now out of the horrid cloud of emo and doom, so it's all good xD Getting ready to graduate college, etc etc
BTW, I stalked you on dA too. So how are things with you?
Sybaritic Report | 01/31/2012 1:31 am
Sybaritic
AH SO MUCH CAPS LOCK EXCITE EXCITE LUV LUV SEXY SEXY. (Seriously, though, that made me feel all kinds of loved and tingly in my nether regions)

I see you finally checked your PMs xD Things have been really good ^^ Sorry about poofing back then, a buddy of mine died unexpectedly and it was one of like... 5 deaths that year? So I just went "******** this s**t" and just checked out for a while. Cut all my contacts online and off, went to live under a cloud of emo, it wasn't too pretty.

Then when I came back you were gone! I was all, "Nooooooooo my love how will I ever go on!"

But I'm now out of the horrid cloud of emo and doom, so it's all good xD Getting ready to graduate college, etc etc
BTW, I stalked you on dA too. So how are things with you?