About

Ok, about me....Well, most people tell me I'm short. I think that in reality I'm the only human I know, and they're all actually freakishly tall aliens, and they won't tell me. Maybe they want me to think they've forgotten they're aliens. They can't fool me....
In the coming days, the first thing people will notice will not be my lack of height, but rather the conspicuous purple hair that I will have.
I like to read, and since I read anything with the exception of real estate manuals, I talk funny. My speech patterns end up coming from the books, and after a hundred different ways of talking, I do sound weird. The same thing happens when I watch movies, I get the accents in the movie for about a week.
I'm not fond of too many people. I like to be by myself. But if I become your friend, you're always welcome, and I'd do whatever I can to help you in anyway.