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Report | 05/30/2008 5:52 pm

xXSyngates-A7X-Xx

When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.





Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.





Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.





Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"





Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.





Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life."





Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition.





There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.





Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.





If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.





Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground.





It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.





Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.





Before each filming of Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris is injected with fourteen times the lethal dose of elephant tranquilzer. This is, of course, to limit his strength and mobility, in an attempt to lower the fatality rate of the actors he fights.





Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris glare will liquefy your kidneys.





Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.





In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris

Report | 05/11/2008 7:11 am

raidfag007

Report | 03/13/2008 2:34 pm

Conrad91794

.......... that was kinda ... strange the movie that is

Report | 02/01/2008 6:16 pm

Death Tet

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ur just an idiot

Report | 01/16/2008 5:16 pm

Death Tet

333+222=666

Report | 12/25/2007 7:19 pm

Conrad91794

ty very much fer duh cash ya see dat moon on me dats wat i bot

Report | 09/23/2007 8:07 am

Mr-Hyde MG

Quote:im dr.roxo im the rock and roll clown i do cocain

of course you are mister.........

Report | 09/21/2007 3:52 pm

Mr-Hyde MG

at the top of this profile are links to youtube and it is awsum because

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I have no idea why im pressing all these keys strhwrtjwyksyk

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Report | 09/08/2007 4:28 pm

Death Tet

im dr.roxo im the rock and roll clown i do cocain

Report | 09/06/2007 5:31 pm

Conrad91794

raggle fraggle is the spine destruction spell



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RAGGLE FRAGGLE ^^? ^^? ^^? ^^? WT???????

Report | 09/03/2007 8:57 am

Mr-Hyde MG

RAGGLE FRAGGLE

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RAGGLE FRAGGLE ^^? ^^? ^^? ^^? WT???????

Report | 08/30/2007 1:03 pm

Conrad91794

08/27/2007 3:41 pm



Death Tet

im harry potter harry harry potter? im still alive?thats not nice lady



your harry potty and im no lady im your lord and master insolent knave.............. and no your dead

Report | 08/27/2007 3:41 pm

Death Tet

im harry potter harry harry potter? im still alive?thats not nice lady

Report | 08/26/2007 5:54 pm

Conrad91794

no thats just your imaganation

Report | 08/26/2007 3:07 pm

Death Tet

im still alive

Report | 08/24/2007 10:08 am

Death Tet

im harry potter harry harry potter

Report | 08/24/2007 8:21 am

Mr-Hyde MG

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Report | 08/17/2007 9:00 am

Conrad91794

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Report | 08/17/2007 8:24 am

Mr-Hyde MG

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Report | 08/16/2007 7:04 pm

Conrad91794

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