*~I'm Burkalicious!~*
Is it random biography hour?You may refer to me as either : Maurice, Bally, Reggie, or Al.
I like to believe that I am one of the greatest people in the world... Which really says something about human beings in general.
I have a very strong, sarcastic, and yet off-beat sense of humor. Raunchy, at best.
I am very awkward and also a little vain, because everyone have to be in this day and age to stay sane.
I listen to the music your Grandparents should have; Eric Clapton, The Police, Bobby Dylan, and Chicago.
I'm a tomboy. I enjoy dressing in drag and saying the most disgusting jokes. About Diarrhea.
I'm a Soup addict, and it's going to kill me. Or at least that's what they tell me in the "Soup Annoymous" courses I've been pushed into...
I fall for those with confidence and talent. Creative geniuses; movie makers, musicians, actors, and writers. They usually have crazy un-kept hair. Or are gay, dammit.
I live in Alaska, which you probably don't believe. We all live in igloos up here, hunt and eat whale blubber without an education, of course, and have little penguins roaming around in our back yards.
Physche.
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I miss you so much.
Gil says 'it's not perverted, i swear!'
Hahaha.
Have you post-stalked me lately?
Vanilla Ice?
What's new this summer around?
....I wish.