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Um hi welcome to my page! Im 15 years old and i live in arizona. I have blond hair hazle eyes and thats all all about me! Oh and my name is Allex ;D (yus its spelled allex xP)
P.S IM NOT GLOTH/EMO!!!
AVI ART!!!!!!!
thanks heartless!!
this ish funny crap xP
heart MUST SEE MOVIE
heart ♥ DREAM AVI IM WORKING ON!!!! HELP ME PLZ ♥
---------- TRANSLATING MEN'S ENGLISH:---------
I'm hungry = I'm hungry
I'm sleepy = I'm sleepy
I'm tired = I'm tired
Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
I love you = Let's have sex now
I'm bored = Do you want to have sex?
What's wrong = I guess sex tonight is out of the question
I love you, too = Okay, I said it...we'd better have sex now!
May I have this dance? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you
Can I call you sometime? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you
Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you
Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you
Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys
Let's talk = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person and then you'd like to have sex with me
I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I am gay
I ♥ GWEN STEFANI!!
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