About

I'm the offspring of a couple of crazy hippies, I've been doing them proud for a good two decades and then some. I was a jock all through highschool and fell into a nerd pit once I started wearing glasses and realized the sexy librarian look was the only thing I had going for me. That's only partially a joke. I'm a geeky vegetarian, I like video games, I have dual ownership of a PS3 and my very own Pokemon edition N64. I'm into outdoorsy stuff, thai boxing, sword fighting with sticks, sci fi of all mediums, dresses and cuddly animals. Sadly, my house has a no pet policy but I've managed to sneak in a pair of hermit crabs, sooo those officially count as cuddly in my book.

And no, I don't have a profound muffin top, in case that's what you though I was implying. Everybody knows the mos delicious part of the muffin...is the top. If someone gets this reference, we should be pals for sure.