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My name is Chris, or Randall "Pink" Floyd, or any other version of that name. most of you have no clue what that is from so i will tell you. Jason London,an awesome actor, played this person in an awesome movie called Dazed and Confused. My friends say that i remind them of this guy, and the name stuck. I go to college for business, cuz many of my family members own their own business. i also enjoy culinary, and am taking side classes. i dont kno y but i enjoys its. i am unemployed for the moment until school starts, where i will be forced to get a job. I recently got into a fight with my ex- manager, where i was arrested and kicked out, never to return. I have been in several bands, my most recent is called Monkey Salsa. I have very little say in what the band names are, so dont ask. I love my friends. One of my best friends is a twin, who i am forced to see every day. we have been friends forever due to the fact that we have lived next door all our lives. Our moms are best friends and so are our dads, so whenever one of us gets in trouble, the others know about it. and unfortunately, we usualy get in trouble together. My other friends are just as crazy and ya gotta love em.
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Juggalo VS Friend
Friend: Calls your parents "Mr." or "Mrs."
Juggalo: Call your parents "Mom" or "Dad."
Friend: Has never seen you cry.
Juggalo: Has the best shoulder to cry on.
Friend: Asks you for your number.
Juggalo: Asks you for their number.
Friend: Will leave you hanging to be with a crowd.
Juggalo: Always has your back.
Friend: Runs for help in a fight.
Juggalo: Jumps in the fight to help.
Friend: Will bail your stale a** out of Jail.
Juggalo: Will be sittin' right next to you saying "That was ******** awesome!"
Friend: Will help you move out of a house.
Juggalo: Will help you move a dead body out of the house.
Friend: Bums you a cigarette
Juggalo: Bums you his last pack
Friend: Is there when you need them
Juggalo: Is there even when you dont need them
Friend: Gets drunk at a party and pukes on your carpet
Juggalo: Feels worse than you do about puking on your carpet in the morning
Friend: Hides you from the cops
Juggalo: Is probably the reason the cops are after you in the first place
Friend: Lets you make an a** out of yourself in public
Juggalo: Is up there with you making an a** out of themselves too
Friend: Likes you cause your always doing stupid s**t
Juggalo: Loves you even though you do stupid s**t
Friend: Doesn't tell anyone if you kill the guy who tried to kill you
Juggalo: Helped you kill that a*****e
Friend: Comes with you to your <span style="text-decoration:line-through;">moms</span> dads funeral
Juggalo: Cries with you at your <span style="text-decoration:line-through;">moms</span> dads funeral
Friend: Tells you when his parents doesnt want him to hang out with you any more
Juggalo: Laughs in his parents faces for saying that
Friends: Fade
Juggalos: Are 4 Ever
u r a fake and real friend for the first choices. U take showers at my house ALL THE TIME! its like u dont have one of your own. and i remember a time that u clogged the toilet. u come over to my house just so u can eat my food. u ALWAYS call my dad, Dad, and if i ever was sent to jail, u would be next to me, thats for sure. for the crying part, i think that we have only cried together once, when ur dad pasted away, but u see me cry all the time. We borrow each others stuff all the time, and never give it back. i believe that u could write a book about me, b/c we have been together forever. u would never leave me, if others would, and i kno that u would kick their a**, b/c u have done it b4. you walk in my house all the time and never knock. u will be my friend for life b/c u have been here all of my life. u have never taken a drink away, u always tell me to finish it. and i did not ignore the comment u sent. WE R BESTIES, lol
*ashamed of self*
no wait thats me
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