Girl: Slow down, I'm scared. Guy: No, this is fun. Girl: No it's not. Please it's too scary! Guy: Then tell me you love me. Girl: Fine I love you. Slow down! Guy: Now give me a BIG hug. Girl hugs him Guy: Can you take my helmet off and put it on yourself? It's bugging me. (in the paper the next day): A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two people were on it, but only 1 had survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his brakes broke, but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him and felt her hug one last time, then he had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die. If u love any one this much...let them know...before its too late... I love you as a friend..... Send this to 10 ppl in the next 5 min....and....u will get kissed on friday by the love of your life.... DONT BREAK THIS . 2morow will be the best day of your life. However, if u don t send this 2 @ least 10 ppl by at least 12:00 2nite u will have bad luck in your love life 4 the rest of your life. Just copy & paste
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I'M SO FREAKIN' MAD!!! I GOT ARRESTED TODAY FOR POSSESSION OF OVER THE LEGAL LIMITS OF GOOD LOOKS. THEY'RE HOLDING ME AT THE STATION, SAYING THAT ONLY A SEXY FRIEND CAN BAIL ME OUT. SO...YOU COMIN' OR WHAT?!? SEND THIS TO YOUR SEXIEST FRIENDS...INCLUDING THE ONE WHO SENT IT TO YOU. IF YOU GET THIS BACK AT LEAST TEN TIMES IT MEANS THAT YOU'RE ONE SEXY b***h !!! US SEXY PEOPLE GOT TO STAY TOGETHER
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Maybe he won't find out what I know:
you were the last good thing about this part of town.
When I wake up,
I'm willing to take my chances on the hope I forget
that you hate him more than you notice I wrote this for you.
Do you need him? I should be him.
I could be an accident but I'm still trying.
That's more than I can say for him.
Where is my boy tonight? I hope he is a gentleman.
Maybe he won't find out what I know:
you were the last good thing about this part of town.
Someday I'll appreciate in value,
get off my a** and call you...
but for the meantime I'll sport my
brand new fashion of waking up with pants off
at 4:00 in the afternoon.
Do you need him? I should be him.
I could be an accident but I'm still trying.
That's more than I can say for him.
1-2-3-4!
Where is my boy tonight? I hope he is a gentleman.
Maybe he won't find out what I know:
you were the last good thing about this part of town.
(won't find out) he won't find out
(won't find out) he won't find out
Where is my boy tonight? I hope he is a gentleman.
Maybe he won't find out what I know:
you were the last good thing about this part of town.
Where is my boy tonight? I hope he is a gentleman. (he won't
find out)
Maybe he won't find out what I know:
you were the last good thing about this part of town.