I am sitting here in prison
Because I murdered my wife
Regrets, yes, I have one
And I will for the rest of my life
I hit her over the head with a hammer
Then I cut her into pieces
All while eating a peanut butter cup
I believe it was a Reeseās
I put her body into a wood chipper
And then I turned it on
You would have too if you knew her
I am glad that she is gone
My advice to any husband out there
And I sincerely and honestly mean it
If you kill your wife in a wood chipper
Make sure you thoroughly clean it
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I am sitting here in prison
Because I murdered my wife
Regrets, yes, I have one
And I will for the rest of my life
I hit her over the head with a hammer
Then I cut her into pieces
All while eating a peanut butter cup
I believe it was a Reeseās
I put her body into a wood chipper
And then I turned it on
You would have too if you knew her
I am glad that she is gone
My advice to any husband out there
And I sincerely and honestly mean it
If you kill your wife in a wood chipper
Make sure you thoroughly clean it
Guess who