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Rules of Anime
Based on the 101 Rules of Anime
1. Yelling makes you stronger
2. G-34 is a bra size
3. Girls must have over-sized hammers at all times. Even when you can't see them at first, it's surely there.
4. Falling cherry blossoms are more common than air particles
5. Almost any kind of injury will leave you with severe lines on your skin and clothes
6. It's normal to have blue, pink, purple, or even green hair
7. It's normal to have cat ears and tails
8. Emotions directly affect your body proportion, eye color, and blood pressure
9. There are always previews of the next episode with a corny narration by one of the characters
10. People have 50 gallons of blood
11. Skirts aren't allowed to be more than 2 inches long
12. A girl is always accidentally seen naked
13. Someone must die
14. If you have no parents, you're destined to be a hero
15. At least one character is required to have had a bad past
16. "Damn you" is said more often than "the"
17. Although everyone is Japanese, nobody looks Asian
18. Talking animals are commonplace
19. All characters must have perfect looks
20. Healing powers are better than any doctor
21. If a guy sees a girl in a skimpy outfit, provocative pose, or naked, he will blush and his nose will bleed, and he may even faint
22. Foreigners speak fluent Japanese
23. During long super-hero transformations and power-ups (because they are always long and exaggerated), the villian never thinks to attack


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pretty_angel_22

Report | 03/24/2008 3:42 pm

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