About

Welcome to the inside of my head. Everybody take out their microscopes and focus them on this bit of fluff here. There it is, folks! My brain!

Moving on, to your left is Evil Dave's lair. You will hear loud music coming from there pretty much all the time, but it's a good place to go for a pizza. If you have no idea who Evil Dave is, read my journal. (Ditto for Brain Cat)

On the opposite side of my head is Brain Cat's lair. Don't worry about the drug dealer hanging around outside, he only deals in catnip. Many famous movies stars have been seen in here. It's a mystery how Brain Cat shrinks them to fit inside my head.

On the far side of my head you will see a barren wasteland. This is the space reserved for Maths and Physics. Don't venture that far out or you will be eaten by the number-crunching electrodes.

This concludes the tour of the inside of my head. Come back early tomorrow morning, when you will see Evil Dave emerge from his lair and perform his daily hangover ritual. This consists of cursing at the world in general and then throwing up.

Have a nice day!

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Journal

Evil Dave's diary of EBIL

Evil Dave is a badger who wants to take over the world. This is his story. Read on to uncover hidden depths to his complex soul... just kidding. He will be mostly writing about pizza and beer.


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Oy the Billy-Bumbler

Report | 02/10/2006 12:15 pm

Oy the Billy-Bumbler

you can take my ears... only if you manage to get reed of the dirt who protect them twisted
selina_the_vampiress

Report | 02/10/2006 1:29 am

selina_the_vampiress

I shall suck your blood!! *laugh evily before accidently dropping fake fangs* Nobody saw that, right!
D34DLYN1GHTSH4D3

Report | 12/23/2005 3:27 pm

D34DLYN1GHTSH4D3

I took it off now...this is my winter outfit...but I change mine a lot so it will probably be different by February....

Happy Christmas to you and Evil Dave, Ill send you my present the 26th
Nat_the_water_faerie

Report | 12/12/2005 6:18 am

Nat_the_water_faerie

Fantasticated, you have a sack over your head. You're not that ugly!
D34DLYN1GHTSH4D3

Report | 12/10/2005 10:52 am

D34DLYN1GHTSH4D3

Two minutes...that makes sense
Nat_the_water_faerie

Report | 12/10/2005 10:48 am

Nat_the_water_faerie

Hee hee.... I'm popular today. Fantasticated, it was more like 2 minutes. Shining Despair, or whatever your new username is... meet Fantasticated. biggrin
Oy the Billy-Bumbler

Report | 12/10/2005 10:47 am

Oy the Billy-Bumbler

she ate Santa with me twisted
D34DLYN1GHTSH4D3

Report | 12/10/2005 10:44 am

D34DLYN1GHTSH4D3

That must have been a sad ..... 3 mintues? for him.....
Nat_the_water_faerie

Report | 12/10/2005 10:41 am

Nat_the_water_faerie

Yep! he used to be married to someone called Grape on Neopets, but she dumped him. He was sad sad
But not for long, as he got drunk and forgot the whole thing.
D34DLYN1GHTSH4D3

Report | 12/10/2005 10:38 am

D34DLYN1GHTSH4D3

I should have known....

Am I still married to him or not?

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