About
Welcome to the inside of my head. Everybody take out their microscopes and focus them on this bit of fluff here. There it is, folks! My brain!
Moving on, to your left is Evil Dave's lair. You will hear loud music coming from there pretty much all the time, but it's a good place to go for a pizza. If you have no idea who Evil Dave is, read my journal. (Ditto for Brain Cat)
On the opposite side of my head is Brain Cat's lair. Don't worry about the drug dealer hanging around outside, he only deals in catnip. Many famous movies stars have been seen in here. It's a mystery how Brain Cat shrinks them to fit inside my head.
On the far side of my head you will see a barren wasteland. This is the space reserved for Maths and Physics. Don't venture that far out or you will be eaten by the number-crunching electrodes.
This concludes the tour of the inside of my head. Come back early tomorrow morning, when you will see Evil Dave emerge from his lair and perform his daily hangover ritual. This consists of cursing at the world in general and then throwing up.
Have a nice day!
Journal
Evil Dave's diary of EBIL
Evil Dave is a badger who wants to take over the world. This is his story. Read on to uncover hidden depths to his complex soul... just kidding. He will be mostly writing about pizza and beer.
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