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I am the ninja that has been specifically trained to steal your dirty socks when you are sleeping, awake, doing laundry and when you play strip poker.My motto is to leave everything but the socks.
My homeland, F.U.B.A.R., is a place that is F*** Up Beyond All Recognition.
There is no explaining it. Only the clinically insane would have a chance in HELL to survive it, let alone understand it.
My hobbies include sock collecting, sock eating, socking the irresponsible people that allow holes to develop in their socks and sock stripping. Please do not ask for an explanation of the last one. It's a part time job that I do for fun.
I also have an foxy sister who obsessed with virtual computer lag ointment and trying to sound like an infomercial in her attempt to sell it. She is crazier than I. Good luck with having a coherent conversation with her.
Oh one more thing, if you ever hear a whisper in the dark that sounds something like this:
I come from a distant universe to eat your dirty socks...
You might want to hold onto your socks with your dear life, for they wont last long with me around.
Have a nice sockless day.
*wanders off with your socks*
Muwah ha ha ha hah!
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