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Nenyond

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Gender: Male

Location: Western New York

Birthday: 05/05/1981

Occupation: Retail Manager, Cook, part time Self defense instructor

Ten things (or more, or less) to know about the Sifu Chef

I am Scottish, first of all, and proud of it.

Also, I am a cook.

And a Steampunk, with a dash of DieselPunk thrown in for good measure. Dystopian societies abound, replete with airships and begoggled masses fill my whims.

I am an avid martial artist, been at it for over fifteen years now. I have studied Kenpo, Wing Chun, Systema, Arnis, Aikido, Jujistu, Classical European Sword arts, and dabbled in many others.

I am a Chaosopher, take Discordiansim, throw it into a bowl with math and science and physics, and a whole heap of imagination....

I am also quite the gamer, everything from 40k to Fantasy, DnD, Oblvion, Battletech etc. I enjoy it. Its a hobby, not an obsession.

I am married to a most excellent lady, the soul of my machine.

I firmly believe that bald is beautiful, and maintain a nice shiny pate for the world to enjoy.

And I abhor ignorance and stupidity, and firmly believe that people
should have a firm and confident grasp of their native language (whatever it may be).

LOLspeak is an abomination and as such will be utterly ignored by me. If you desire to speak with me, please do so in full sentences with proper grammar and punctuation.

If all else fails remember the Law of Laws:
The Law Of Laws
(Being an Account of the Law of Laws)
(1) All laws are incorrect, except those which are correct.
(2) All incorrect laws are correct, except those which are not.
(3) All correct laws are incorrect, inasmuch as they are not correct,
but correct, inasmuch as they may be.
(4) All laws that may be correct are correct, unless they are otherwise.
(5) There are always five laws


Music is my life, well after my wife, cooking and martial arts....My tastes run from Vaudeville to Classic Rock to Industrial, Synth Pop and Electro....It depends on the day and what I feel like.

That is all, have a nice day.

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