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now if you want to comment me, YOU HAVE TO SCROLL DOWN THE WALL OF KEVIN!!!
(now with 73% moar kevin!)












The Late B.P. Helium: He's a man! He's got an Adam's apple!
Kevin: I've got to remove it, because I hate masculinity. It's ugly, diseased, pornographic, and delightful.








Merry Christmas.





Kevin: It's like my mother said...
Interviewer: What?
Kevin: -whispers- ...you look good in a brassiere.








Interviewer: So what made you want to do a cover of "Starman"?
Kevin: Well I knew I could play the chords, first step, and I was very into Shakespeare as a child. And I know that we all worship the phallus. In one way or another.
Interviewer: This is all making perfect sense, by the way.







Kevin: That was a drama. That last piece was titled..."Ninjas ******** Rule."




Kevin: “Schizophrenia is not funny; it’s not something to joke about. Because, something could happen to you and then you’ll be like ********. Cause you know, that always happens to me. I joke about something, and then it happens to me. Then I’m like "damn girl, I’m still in the closet"."
-awkward pause-
Interviewer: “Where did you get that neck armor?”








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(In Japanese, that can mean two things... Nose-fu or Flower-fu..personally, I think Nose-fu is da best xDDD)
thanks
I dont even know that guy.. ;gonk:
And OMG OF MONTREAL <3 etc. Your Wall of Kevin Barnes is pretty much the coolest thing ever.
Way to go out at the top of your career, guys. I'm not dead yet; I'm still emoting, goddammit!
Hey, beats Nike. And plus, Jeff looks quite attractive there.