fake friends: Never ask for food.
~true friends: are the reasons you have no food.
fake friends: Call your parents Mr/Mrs
~true friends: Call your parents DAD/MOM
fakefriends: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
~true friends: Would sit next to you saying "Damn ... we messed up ... but that s**t was fun!"
fake friends: never seen you cry.
~true friends: cry with you
fake friends: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
~true friends: keep your s**t so long they forget its yours.
fake friends: know a few things about you.
~true friends: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.
fake friends: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
~true friends: Will kick the whole crowds a** that left you.
fake friends: Would knock on your front door.
~true friends: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"
fake friends: Are for a while.
~true friends: Are for life.
fake friends: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
~true friends: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "b***h drink the rest of that you know we don't waste s**t."
fake friends: will talk s**t to the person who talks s**t about you.
~true friends: Will knock them the ******** out
fake friends: Will read this.
~true friends: Will steal this, just like I did XD
STOP RACISM!!!
White man walks up to black man.
White man says, "Colored people don't belong here!"
Black man says,
"I was born BLACK."
"I grew up BLACK."
"When I get sick, I'm BLACK."
"When I'm cold, I'm BLACK."
"When I'm in the sun, I'm BLACK."
"When I die, I'm BLACK."
"You were born PINK."
"You grew up WHITE."
"When you're sick, you turn GREEN."
"When you're in the sun, you turn RED."
"When you're cold, you turn BLUE."
"When you die, you turn PURPLE."
"And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The white man turned around, and walked away.
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Pick the month you were born:

January-------I kicked
February------I loved
March--------I karate chopped
April----------I licked
May----------I jumped on
June----------I smelled
July-----------I did
August--------I had lunch with
September----I sang with
October-------I danced with
November-----I yelled at
December-----I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:

1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------Edward Cullen
6-------a gangster
7-------my cell phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends' boyfriend
10-------my neighbor
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------Chuck Norris
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19------ a smurf
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22-------a goat
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------an ipod
29-------a surfer
30-------a llama
31-------A homeless guy

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:

White---------because im just that smexy
Black---------because that's how I roll.
Pink-----------because I'm crazy.
Red-----------because the voices told me to.
Blue-----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Green---------because I think I need some serious help.
Purple---------because I'm AWESOME!
Gray----------because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.
Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange--------because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway.
Brown---------because I can..
Other----------because I'm a Ninja!
None----------because I can't control myself!