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there was a jew chasing my lawn mower down the road the other day. so i looked at him and said " f**k my french toast". he was madder than a legless etheopian watchin a donut roll down the hill. so my snowblower had a energy drink and snowblowed the grass. just then, a grasshopper came into a babys heart and farted on a rose bush. so i went to the aquarium to watch the fish fly and then i saw the shamoo show with the birds under the sea. i got home and ate a 5 and shat my hat and a cat with a bat shot down a rat. the rat ran fast i fingered its a** and the fish came tumbling after. so the lobster was eating a bowl of cerial so i say f**k you. then the owl turns to me and says mooo and i say whoo do u sniff glue f**k you between the boobs. eat my 9 you jacket face. peace!haha...the famous words of my dear friend dustin!
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