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Girl: Hey
Boy: Uhm? Hi.
Girl: What's up?
Boy: Nothing, is there a reason you're talking to me?
Girl: Well I sort of like you.
Boy: ???
Girl: Do you like me back?
Boy: Well uhm you're 2 years younger than me.
Girl: Oh.
Boy: Yeah.
Girl: Okay well I have to go.
Boy: Bye
.........
2 weeks later
The boy saw the girl on the news, she hung herself. She left a note that said, "Age shouldn't matter, I will always love you".
.......
1 week later
The boy was on the news, he hung himself too, but he wrote on the wall and said,"I was wrong. Age shouldn't matter.You were right. I love you forever and always".
if you Believe that age shouldn't matter,post this on your profile
A relationship is not a test so why cheat?
Mother comes home from newlyweds to give them a surprise. Knock on the door and leaves his daughter naked.
- Daughter, what do you do that?
- Oh, Mom, is that this is my "dress of love."
- But ...If you're naked!.
- Yeah, Mom, but that when it comes my husband likes me to wear this dress. By the way, leave that is about to arrive.
The mother saw the plan was the subject decides to return home and by the way, turning to the subject decides to surprise her husband. She undresses, bathes, puts on her best perfume and wait for her husband.
When the husband arrives, seeing her naked question:
- What are you doing? Have you gone crazy? - Said surprised.
- No, this is my "love dress," I've set for yourself.
- For iron it - the husband answered.
LoL LoL LoL
Halloween = Candy
Thanksgiving = Food
Christmas = Gifts
New Years = Drinks
I will always love You. You taught me how to love, but not how to stop
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