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LYRICS::: "I Hate Everything About You" Every time we lie awake After every hit we take Every feeling that I get But I haven't missed you yet Every roommate kept awake By every silent and scream we make All the feelings that I get But I still don't miss you yet Only when I stop to think about it I hate everything about you Why do I love you I hate everything about you Why do I love you Every time we lie awake After every hit we take Every feeling that I get But I haven't missed you yet Only when I stop to think about it I hate everything about you Why do I love you I hate everything about you Why do I love you Only when I stop to think About you, I know Only when you stop to think About me, do you know I hate everything about you Why do I love you You hate everything about me Why do you love me I hate You hate I hate You love me I hate everything about you Why do I love you

LYRICS: "SUPERMAN" BY JOE BROOKS There are no words, to paint a picture of you girl Your eyes, those curves, it's like you're from some other world You walk my way, oh God its so frustrating. So why do I disappear when you come near, It makes me feel so small, Why do I blow my lines, most every time, Like I got no chance at all, If I could be your superman, I'd fly you to the stars and back again. 'cause everytime you touched my hand, You feel my powers running through your veins. But I can only write this song, And tell you that I'm not that strong. 'Cause I'm no superman, I hope you like me as I am, oh yeah, aladadadadi It aint no lie, I have to tell you how I feel, cause Each time, I try it gets a little more unreal, you walk my way, oh god its so fustrating So why do I disappear when you come near, It makes me feel so small, If I could read your mind, Girl would I find, any trace of me at all. If I could be your superman, I'd fly you to the stars and back again. Cause everytime you touched my hand, You feel my powers running through your veins. But I can only write this song, And tell you that I'm not that strong. Cause I'm no superman, I hope you like me as I am - ladadadi, woahhhh, woahhh, yeah, babadadadiii, woahhh, yeah If I could be your superman, I'd fly you to the stars and back again. 'Cause everytime you touched my hand, You feel my powers running through your veins. But I can only write this song, And tell you that I'm not that strong. 'cause I'm no supermaaaan, I hope you like me as I am. alallladali.

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by mumford&son lyrics:little lion man weep for yourself, my man,you'll never be what is in your heart weep little lion man, you're not as brave as you were at the start rate yourself and rape/RAKE yourself, take all the courage you have left wasted on fixing all the problems that you made in your own head but it was not your fault but mine and it was your heart on the line i really f****d it up this time didn't I, my dear? tremble for yourself, my man,you know that you have seen this all before tremble little lion man, you'll never settle any of your score your grace is wasted in your face, your boldness stands alone among the wreck learn from your mother or else spend your days biting your own neck but it was not your fault but mine and it was your heart on the line i really f****d it up this time didn't I, my dear?

"los angeles" by sugarcult I want a girl, girl that won't talk back And a job, job that gives me slack And a car, car that won't break down In the heat of Los Angeles Want to go, go without a map Far away, away, I won't get trapped By the sound, a town, the sun beats down In the heat of Los Angeles One more holiday I will not celebrate I'm almost desperate Cause I'm down, I'm down, I'm so beat down This city's killing me I want, I want, I want everything This city's killing me In the heat of Los Angeles I want a love, love that won't hit back Want sex, sex without a catch Want a face, to trust, to feel, to lust In the heat of Los Angeles Want to ********, ********, ******** this up Gonna feel, feel, feel you up Had enough, enough, enough's enough In the heat of Los Angeles This city's killing me I want, I want, I want everything This city's killing me In the heat of Los Angeles What has become of me? I want, I want, I want everything This city's killing me (I want everything) Come on, come on It's alive and breathing Come on, come on Come alive today Come on, come on It's a heartless beating The sun is burning down Los Angeles Los Angeles Los Angeles I want a girl, girl that won't talk back And a job, job that gives me slack And a car, car that won't break down In the heat of Los Angeles Come on, come on It's alive and breathing Come on, come on Come alive today Come on, come on It's a heartless beating The sun is burning down (This city's killing me) Come on, come on It's alive and breathing Come on, come on Come alive today (This city's killing me) Come on, come on It's a heartless beating The sun is burning down Los Angeles (one more holiday) The sun is burning down Los Angeles (I will not celebrate) The sun is burning down Los Angeles (one more holiday) The sun is burning down Los Angeles (I will not celebrate)

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GUMMY WORMS !!! LOLLIPOPS !!!

omg!! my fish died ! AGAIN!!! i didnt kno i missed so many days

..."people say that when you get a hiigh score on a game you have no liife... ii thiink iit means your just that AWSOME!!! xD

...thiis story iis told through the eyes of a mad man , who liike us, beliieved he ... was sane ..."STOP iiT!!!STOP iiT YOU DEViiLS!!! ...YES YES ii DiiD iiT!!!iiTS THERE UNDER THE FLOOR!!! ...OOHH!!!STOP iiT!!!!!! ...iiT iiS THE BEATING OF HiiS HiiDEOUS HEART!!!"~THE TELL TALE ....HEART

Textaphrenia is a new type of disease mainly found in the blood of teenagers, in which a person thinks He/She has heard or felt a new text message vibration when there is no message ^ii have that :]

Doctor: I'm sorry to say you're going to die(looks sad) Patient: How long do I have left doctor? Doctor: (doesn't reply) Patient: Doctor? Doctor: You have ten Patient: 10 what? Years? Months? Days? Doctor: nine

Winnie the Pooh was based on psychological problems. Pooh has an eating disorder, Piglet suffers from anxiety, Eeyore has major depression, Tigger has ADHD, Rabbit has OCD, & Christopher Robin must be a drug addict if his stuffed animals talk to him...

Goes to doctor ...iits tiime for a shot! ...Elementary- oh, um okay! Is it gonna hurt? ...Middle school- Ha, no way! Im to cool for shots anyway! ...High school- ***SCREAMS*** Get me out of this place now! Im not kidding ...GET ME OUT NOW!!!

...-At a haunted house- ...-girls looks at boy- ...girl:I'm scared...Lets go back. ...Boy: Don't wrry ill protect u- ...-Boy walks into spider web- ...Boy: OMFG!!! GET THIS OFF OF ME!!!

Edward isn't a Vampire , He lives in the forest , he doesn't eat people ,and he sparkles. Hes obviously a Fairy.

..."Dont text him." "im not." "you texted him didnt you?" "...yeah/:"

Squidward: "Move Patrick, I'm claustrophobic" ...Patrick: "What's claustrophobic?" ...Spongebob: "It means he's afraid of Santa" ...Patrick: "Ho ho ho" ...Spongebob: "Stop it Patrick you're scaring him!

...i wish u were here... in my room... on my bed... with the lights off.. under the blanket... so i can show you my new watch that glows in the dark!!

Elementary School: YAY CRAYONS! ...Middle School: Crayons? What am I, 3? ...High School: HOLY s**t, CRAYONS!

...liink iis my kniight iin shiiniing armor :3 ...kaiizoku=piirate ...wolfgang.amadeus.mozart ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ .superman.lover.iilovesuperheros. mexiican!

*snow day* 8 yr old - "Yay mommy i wanna make a snowman!" 10 yr old - "Cool no school" 12 yr old - "Meh im too old for this im going back to bed." 14-24 yr old - *calls friend* "OMFG MAN GET OVER HERE! WERE MAKINGA SNOWMAN!

A japanese person went to watch a cheerleading comp. and when the girls made a pyramid he yelled "あなたは大なす! あなたは巨大なす!! :)" ... Go to google translate click from japanese to english. laugh and like!

Bob: Pass this to Alex. Alex: starts to open the note. Teacher: Share it with the class? Alex reads, *The teachers husband and your mom were just outside kissing. *Teacher runs out of the room* Bob: ok quickly grab the test answers and copy

Spongebob:Remember Patrick, flatter the customer. Make him feel good*rings doorbell* Fish: Hello? Patrick: I love you

*HOHOHO* 3rd grader:Can i have a transformers? *hohoho* middleschooler:Can i have phone? *hohoho* Highschooler:WHAT DID YOU SAY!!?>!!??!?!

6 Year old "Mommy its Santa Claus! I wanna sit on his lap!" 12 Year old "Its Santa, Yeah... I'm not 6 years old anymore.." 15 Year old "Oh my god, lets go sit on Santa's lap and get a picture!!!"

TEACHER : I'M CALLING YOUR MOM ELEMENTRY SCHOOL: NOOOO! I'LL STOP !! MIDDLE SCHOOL: WHATEVER. (WORRIES IN HEAD) HIGH SCHOOL : TELL HER I SAID HAI !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm not a stalker, I just know things... by the way you're out of milk.

1.You've Fallen off a bed.:) 2.Tripped over nothing.;) 3.Walked straight into a wall while you were still tired.XD 4.Are just Clumsy.;) iive done all thiis! :)

Little Kid: Yay we're watching Nemo! Preteen: Eww what am I 5? Teenager: OhMyGosh!! It's NEMO!!!

When your name is found in a book: Age 6: Class laughs and looks at you. Age 12:Nothing happends Age 18: DUDE YOUR FAMOUS MAN!!

"How old are you?" "14." "I'm 13." "I'm going to get my driver's license first!" "You're going to die first!" "Not I unless I run you over when I get my driver's license! HA!" LOL

Truth is... We hide because we want to be found... We walk away to see who follows... We cry to see who wipes away the tears... And we let our hearts be broken...to see who comes...and fixes them...

Could you imagine what hell would break loose if the last Harry Potter movie and next Twilight movie were released on the same day?

Cinderella, Snow White, and Sleeping Beauty are all gonna be pretty ticked when they find out they all married Prince Charming!

Imagine this: You were in class one day. Suddenly, the fire alarm went off. Your teacher asked everyone to sit and she continued to teach. After a moment of silence, someone behind the class sang:"Just gonna stand there and watch me burn"

HAVENT WE ALL... *Layed down and stared at 1 propeller on the fan go round in circles *poured mini shots in2 bottle caps *Thought the "D" in disney was a "g" *said a word over and over again until it didnt even sound like a real word

Dear students, I know when you're texting. Seriously, no one just looks down at their crotch and smiles. Sincerely, teacher.