It be me...
Alrighty, Gaia. Here it is:
Name: Andrew, but I much prefer Ado
Age: 18, as of the 8th of November
Nationality: Australian
Phone Number: 0437033446, not that you needed to know that, but have fun.
Facebook:
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=702024079 Don't expect me to friend you, though, unless your pic is familiar.
AIM: Ado Is Normal
MSN: meandrewmepaynter@hotmail.com
Skype: AdoIsNormal
Favorite place on Gaia: The GD
Main Account: Normal Namedrop
Secondary Account: Normal Namedrop II
Current Ranking: Semi-Noticed Reg.
Favorite Movies: Shaun of the Dead, Hot Fuzz, Evil Dead 2, Army of Darkness, Black Sheep
Music: AC/DC, Velvet Revolver, The Doors, Motley Crue, Aerosmith
If there's any more you want to know, ask.
I'll make signs or paint av art, for a price... Or signs...
Storiez for me!
Adventure of an Awesome Aussie - by Plastic Synth Pop Stars
There was once a boy named Andrew. He lived a very boring and mundane life, raising flying kangaroos in Australia for his decrepit mother. Day and night was always the same routine, wake up, eat, raise, eat, eat, feed his mother, eat, take a piss, eat, eat, eat again, take a nap, eat, raise more kangaroos, eat and go to sleep. Andrew filled the void in his life with food, and lots of it. His mother always said "gobbledy gdhhaaaaaa nono nana rahhhhhhhhhhh gurgle snort! roo need tew stop eating or roo will die!"
One day, Andrew decided that he didn't want to die from his excessive intake of food so he set out on a
quest. He jumped on one of his flying kangaroos and ventured to Darwin in search of a Wizard to ask for help. He kissed his mum and jumped on the back of his biggest kangaroo Agatha and set off into the night.
When he finally reached his destination he saw that the wizard lived in a cardboard shack with rats scurrying all around, he hesitantly walked up to the door and knocked on top of the soggy shack. "alright alright I'm coming! Hold your horses." a voice from inside shrieked. When the wizard opened the door Andrew gasped at the terrible sight, the wizard was naked and scarred, missing teeth and nails. Andrew walked inside and sat down on a wobbly wood chair that sagged under his weight.
"Please sir, can you make me skinny and help me find something to do instead of eat?" He begged. The wizard scratched his nose and said "Yes but you have to blow me." Andrew was shocked but decided that if he must, he will. So he got on his knees and gave the old man a blow job. After all was said and done The wizard turned Andrew skinny and he gave him a computer. "What the ******** am I supposed to do with this?" Andrew yelled.
But the wizard was gone.
When he got home, Andrew opened the computer and saw the most glorious site in the world named Gaiaonline.com. He marveled at the GD and all of its cam whores, fakers and trolls and decided he would be royalty. But this is no easy task, it takes skill and stupidity, so he made a name for himself- Normal Namedrop and he got recognition by posting threads about asses and battling head to head with the moderators. It seemed like his eyes were finally open, like he was on a major acid trip. Then he met the love of his life, Plastic Synth Pop Stars, the hottest piece of a** anyone will ever see on the GD. And he was finally happy for once in his life.
<3 Plastic Synth Pop Stars
The Moral of this story: Stories do not have to be true to be epic.
A giant rip-off of Little Red Riding Hood - By Trashy Superstar___X
It was a normal fine day when normal namedrop was playing around. He was at his back garden playing on his swings when all of a sudden, his mum called him in. "Yes mother?" He asked with a questioning look on he's face. His mum looked at him and tutted when she saw he's pink shirt and trousers dirty since he was playing in the mud. She took out a bag full of goodies and gave it to him. "Give this to your nanny, she is ill. Remember stay on the right side of the forest. Not the left." He nodded with a huge cheesy grin on he's face. "Yes mommy" He took the bag and then skipped away. In the forest he passed by a huge wolf that looked like the most retarded wolf ever. Her name was trashy superstar (dun dun duuuuun) "Little boy," She said "what are you doing in the DANGEROUS side of the woods? You might get raped young man." eek He look up at her with a confused look. "But 'tis the right side." She tutted at him "Yes but 'tis the bad side go over to the other side. 'tis better." So normal namedrop scurried of to the other side. When he saw a man with an axe. "Young boy you turn me on." So the axe man raped the little boy and left him with scarred memories
The Moral of this story: Don't be in any story that rips off Little Red Riding Hood. And if you have to be, Don't listen to the wolf.
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Happy yesterdayth bitrhday
Haven't talked to you in a while ^___________^;;
How've you been ?
You make avi art~
How much for some? xD
I don't know why I'm commenting you this. I'm just bored and I wanted to send you a comment.
kbye.