Random Quotes:

"Those in the ninja world who break the rules and regulations are called filth, but those who don't care about their companions... are even lower than filth." -Uchiha Obito

"Vance: See what I'm doing? This is what I'm about. Power suit, power tie, power steering. People can wince, cry, beg, but eventually they do what I want.
Hitch: Oh, so that's like a metaphor?
Vance: Oh yeah.
Hitch: Right, well see I'm more of a literal kind of guy. So, when I do this--- this is more like me saying that I will literally break your s**t OFF, if you ever touch me again... mkay pumpkin?"-Dodgeball

"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car"-Anonymous

"Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?? I'm halfway through my fish burger and I realize, Oh man....I could be eating a slow learner." -Lyndon B. Johnson

"You are a loser. You will always be a loser because that's what a loser is... a loser. There is nothing else a loser can be but a loser. The fact that you are a loser has already been decided...and when something has been decided it can not be changed because it is decided! It has been decided by none other than me!" -My big brother

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." -Robert A. Heinlein

"I intend to live forever. So far, so good." -Steven Wright

"Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic."-Anonymous.

"I just can't sit any other way than this. If I sit the way other people do, my reasoning ability drops by 40%."-L

"If...If I were the rain that binds together the earth and the sky, whom in all eternity will never mingle, would I be able to bind two hearts together?"-Orihime Inoue

"I’m Haruhi Suzumiya, from East Junior High. First off, I’m not interested in ordinary people. But, if any of you are aliens, time-travelers, or espers, please come see me. That is all."-Suzumiya Haruhi

"I’d sorta like to know what you consider “normal,” but I’m almost afraid to ask."-Kyon

"Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway." -Anonymous

"The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on." - Robert Bloch

"Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils..." - Louis Hector Berlioz

"The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do." -Anonymous

"When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room." -Anonymous

"Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died." -Anonymous

Random Things To Make My Profile A Little Interesting and Extremely Long:

If you fail at thinking up original characters and storylines, so you write fanfictions because you can borrow the characters and the settings, copy and paste this into your profile.

If people who have sticks stuck so far up their asses that they they can never pull them out again tick you off to no end, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever rinsed strawberries off, laid them out on paper towels to dry, then when you took the strawberries off you grabbed the red stained paper towels and ran around the house with them screaming "I killed a man!!" copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that it's stupid that Trix cereal was changed so that the pieces aren't shaped like fruit anymore but are shaped like plain circles, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile

If you have ever looked at something that wasn't there when somebody said "Look its _", copy onto profile

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you think those kids should just give the Rabbit his cereal put this in your profile!

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

If you have ever changed your password on something and forgotten it, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you have EVER been so obsessed with a song you actually A.) dream about it, B.) sing it in school no mattter who's listening OR C.) know the lyrics by heart and sing it no matter how off key you are, copy this in your profile.

If your mother/father has ever called you THEIR sister/brother's name(your Aunt/Uncle), copy this in your profile

If you believe PREPS TRAVEL IN PACKS, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever mistaken a stick for a snake, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever laughed so hard tears streamed down your face, you banged your repeatedly on a table, and recieved weird looks from everyone in the immediate vincinity, copy and paste this in your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy this into your profile.

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your arse off.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever pretended to be a spy with your headphones/earpiece just to freak people out, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you write/like fluff, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you would LOVE to know how Naruto's going to end, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a door (or lampost) copy this onto your profile.I've done both several times.

If you have a ridiculously long profile, copy and paste this onto your profile to make it longer.

If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away then remebered, copy this into your profile.

If you probably need a life but have no intentions of getting one, copy this into your profile page.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this in your profile.

FANFICTION: MY ANTI-DRUG. because, who has time for drugs if you're reading and plotting and writing and checking reviews? If this is true for you, copy and paste this to your profile

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

If you have a mad fascination with the Japanese culture, copy and past this into your profile

If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, paste this onto your account.

The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.

If you think fighting is fun, but war is pointless, copy this into your profile.

If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile.

If your one of those people who can literally stay on the computer for hours on in if only you weren't forced to get off, then copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think the Coa-coa Puff Turkey Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile.

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.


Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree. The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.


Fu, Bu and Chu immigrated to the USA from China. They decided to become American citizens, and "Americanize" their names.
Bu, called himself "Buck"
Chu called himself "Chuck"
Fu decided to return to China.

A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
The white man said, "Coloured people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black."
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And yet you have the nerve to call me coloured"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Copy this onto your site and help stop racism!

ONLY IN AMERICA...

...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance

...are there handicap parking spaces in front of ice-skating rinks

...sick people go to the back of Walgreens to get their medicine, while healthy people get their cigarettes at the front

...people buy hotdogs in packs of 10 and hotdog buns in packs of 8

...the banks leave both vaults open and then chain the pens to the counter

...people order a double cheese burger, large fries, and a diet coke

...people leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveways and keep their junk in garages

...people use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so they won't miss the calls from someone they don't want to talk to in the first place

10 BEST THINGS ABOUT BEING A GIRL

10. We can wear guy clothes, but if they wear ours they get funny looks

9. At least one girl always survives in horror movies

8. We can put cotton between our toes and paint our nails without feeling the least bit silly

7. Our magazines have horiscopes

6. Girls with guy first names like Taylor sound cool, but it doesn't work the other way around

5. Our friends don't say "hi" by punching us in the arm

4. Yes PMS sucks, but at least we have an excuse to lay around eating chocolate once a month

3. Make-up covers any imperfections we may have

2. If we flirt with a cop, we can get out of a speeding ticket

1. Girl Talk... you know, the way we all just understand each other without having to explain a thing