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Sticks and stones may break my bones,but whips and chains excite me.
So throw me down, chain me up
and show me that you like me.
Lifes a b***h cause if it was a slut it would be easy.
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.
Men should be like Kleenex, soft, strong and disposable.
Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.
Women are like teabags. We don't know our true strength until we are in hot water!
What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
'Hold my purse.'
Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.
Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.
Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.
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but i just wanted to add u cuz of the things u said in ur about me c: