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<><><><><><>Hi there, I'm pretty lazy. :T And I don't feel like typing much. Just check out my interests. XD Harhar, yeah. My names Cara. (Care-Uh). I'm 14. I am lesbian. I do love someone. ;] Some of my nicknames are: CareBear, Carrot, CC, Care-Care. < You may call me any of these. :] Uhm.. So yeah! biggrin Leave me a comment or send me a PM. I love to chat or hang out with anyone so don't be scared.
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My favorite friends:
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Fan Art...? :
Make me some...? :c
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Hack me...?
Hαcкє∂ ву : уσυя ℓσνє, Cяєαтє∂Hєαятѕ. «3
H e l l o;; CareBear is the bestest person ever. I love her and she is so nice and OF COURSE funny. ( : She always puts a smile on my face. CareBear is so awesome , that I'm lucky even to know her. IF YOU EVER HURT HER , YOU WILL PAY. I'm not kidding you, if you think I am , test me. » . « Next. I love her like a lover and a friend. She is one of my bestfriends and I hope that me and her can be more. CareBear is so amazing.. so PLEASE don't hurt her , ever.
By : Aly / CreatedHearts.
H e l l o;; CareBear is the bestest person ever. I love her and she is so nice and OF COURSE funny. ( : She always puts a smile on my face. CareBear is so awesome , that I'm lucky even to know her. IF YOU EVER HURT HER , YOU WILL PAY. I'm not kidding you, if you think I am , test me. » . « Next. I love her like a lover and a friend. She is one of my bestfriends and I hope that me and her can be more. CareBear is so amazing.. so PLEASE don't hurt her , ever.
By : Aly / CreatedHearts.
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Funny Jokes:
Joke 1: There was a guy and he had a girlfriend called Lorraine. She very pretty and he liked her a lot.
One day he went to work to find that a new girl had started working there. Her name was Clearly, and she was absolutely gorgeous.
He began to like her and after a while it became obvious that she was interested in him too. But, he was a loyal man and he wouldn't get involved with Clearly while he was still going out with Lorraine.
He decided that there was nothing for him to do but to break up with Lorraine and date the new girl. He planned several times to tell Lorraine but he couldn't bring himself to do it.
One day as they were walking along the river bank, Lorraine slipped and fell in to the river. The current carried her off and she drowned.
The guy stopped for a moment by the river and then ran off smiling and singing..."I can see Clearly now Lorraine is gone..."
Joke 2:
Q: Did you hear about the Indian who drank 200 cups of tea?
A: He drowned in his TeePee!
Funny Puns:
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
From a catalog.
How you get down from an elephant?
You don't, you get down from ducks.
What city has the largest rodent population?
Hamsterdam.
What did God say when Joan of Arc showed up at the Pearly Gates?
"Well done."
What did one cloned sheep say to the other?
"I am ewe."
What did one magnet say to the other magnet?
"I find you very attractive."
What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing, they just waved.
What did one potato chip say to the other?
Shall we go for a dip?
What did the painter say to the wall?
"One more crack and I'll plaster you!"
What do cats like on a hot day?
A mice cream cone.
What do cats like on their hot dogs?
Mouse-tard.
What do cats like to eat for breakfast?
Mice Krispies.
What do frogs eat with their hamburgers?
French flies.
What do polo players get from spending all afternoon in the saddle?
Poloroids.
What do you call a cow who works for a gardener?
A lawn moo-er.
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
A south paw.
What do you call a frightened scuba diver?
Chicken of the sea.
What do you call a monster with no neck?
The Lost Neck Monster.
What do you call a transvestite cow?
A Dairy Queen.
What do you call Eskimo cows?
Eskimoos.
What do you get when you cross a duck with a computer?
A quackintosh.
What do you get when you cross a pig and a centipede?
Bacon and legs.
Did you hear about the butcher who accidentally backed into the meat grinder?
He got a little behind in his work.
Did you hear about the dentist who married a manicurist?
They fight tooth and nail!
Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?
He sold his soul to Santa.
Did you hear about the guy that lost his left arm and leg in a car crash?
He's all right now.
Did you hear about the pregnant bedbug?
She had her baby in the spring.
Have you seen Quasimodo?
I have a hunch he's back!
How do crazy people go through the forest?
They take the psycho path.
How do snakes end a fight?
They hiss and make up.
How do you clean ice off tall buildings?
With sky scrapers.
How do you get a frog off the back window of your car?
Use the rear defrogger.
How do you revive a drowning rodent?
Give it mouse-to-mouse resuscitation.
What do you call a fly with no wings?
A walk.
Why was the Tomato blushing?
Because he saw the salad dressing.
What's brown and sticky?
A stick.
What do you give an elephant with diarreha?
Lots of Room
What does mozart do now that he is dead?
He decomposes.
Why do they put bells on cows?
Because their horns don't work!
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HAPPY BIRFDAY PEE
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY~
i miss you too :[
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Sorryeh I couldn't get cha
anything .
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Hey !!
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How are yoh ?
so i was at the mall today with meh friends
and...
DRAMATIC PAUSE
...
WE RAN UP THE DOWN ELEVATOR
i dunno why i decided to tell you this.
i just fell the need razz
Aww;; Ok.
Bye Bye .
LOVE YOU TOO. heart