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chuck norris jokes

2/4/11

1.If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.

2.In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.

3.Chuck Norris put humpty dumpty back together again, only to roundhouse kick him in the face. Later Chuck dined on scrambled eggs with all the king's horses and all the king's men. The king himself could not attend for unspecified reasons. Coincidentally, the autopsoy revealed the cause of death to be a roundhouse kick to the face. There is only one King.

4.Chuck Norris sent Jesus a birthday card on December 25th and it wasn't Jesus’ birthday. Jesus was to scared to correct Chuck Norris and to this day December 25th is known as Jesus' birthday.

5.A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

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Abarai San Report | 11/28/2010 5:14 pm
Abarai San
Thz
Abarai San Report | 11/15/2010 2:04 pm
Abarai San
Lol
Abarai San Report | 11/15/2010 1:55 pm
Abarai San
i got a few more minuts
Abarai San Report | 11/15/2010 1:53 pm
Abarai San
yeah lol same i gtg see ya
Abarai San Report | 11/15/2010 1:36 pm
Abarai San
good u
Abarai San Report | 11/12/2010 6:19 am
Abarai San
Hello Obito
hacked00002 Report | 11/11/2010 1:44 pm
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ty ^^
RainzDarknezz Report | 11/10/2010 5:03 pm
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yup i know and i also like almost by them
hollow bloodlust Report | 11/10/2010 3:08 pm
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thx...?
RainzDarknezz Report | 11/09/2010 4:51 pm
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thx bowling for soup is one of my favorite bands

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