About The Sexy Behbeh...
AAAAHHHHH!!!What's up? If u haven't already figured it out, Ima Sexy Behbeh. Hm, what can I say, I'm cute, like to party, like long walks on the beach... oops. That's my description on eHarmony. JK! I'm a pretty likable person. I have a great personality and love to make new friends... ew, I sound all peppy and happy right now... I better fix that... um... let's see... oh, *clears throat*... *emo sounding voice* I like the color red because it's the color of blood and reminds me of pain... Haha! If ur emo, don't think I was making fun of emos cuz I wasn't. I freaking love emos! They're fun to talk to ( or at least the emos I know are). I also love gay people cuz they're fun to hang out with. So, if you are gay, PLEASE be my friend. I am not gay myself, I happen to like men too much, but I said NO to Prop. 8 ( even though I'm only 14 and couldn't vote. My whole family is pretty much tolerant of anyone and everyone no matter who they are, what they are, or what they believe in. So, yeah, I pretty much love you all even if I don't know you... I love you... yeah).
People always ask me the same questions about my name. So, I'm just gonna clear up some things right here, right now.
*clears throat*
1. Yes, Ocean is my real name.
2. No, my parents were not and are not hippies.
3. My brothers' and sister's names are NOT any form of water or anything like mine.
4. I do not have a middle name. So don't ask me if it's Pacific, Atlantic, Arctic, Indian, River, Stream, Pond, Lake, Puddle ( yes, I've heard Puddle before), Sea, Rain, or Beach.
5. Please refrain from making "Ocean" jokes because I've heard them all. So just save yourself the embarrassment.
6. Yes, I like to swim.
7. Yes, swim in the Ocean.
8. No, I do not live next to the Ocean.
9. Sure, you can refer to the ocean as "you" when speaking to me (although it gets rather confusing when people say things like " I like to swim in you" or "Haha, guess what? Fish live in you." and things like that).
Well, that's just about it for the name thing... what else can I say... Oh! I have a few nicknames. The Shiz, Snoopy, Tacoma, and a few others like that. If you come up with a clever name ( nothing that has to do with water) and you want to give me it as a name you would wish to call me, let me know first. My favorite number is 9, my second is 6, and my third is 3. In that order. Thus, the 963 at the end of "OceanLove963". My favorite color is red. I LOVE MUSIC! Who doesn't? The best band ever is The Beatles. I'll tell you some of my favorite bands another time, though.
Oh, and I love poetry. I find it enjoyable at times.
Well, that's it.
- The Sexy Behbeh
Ocean/ The Shiz/ Snoopy/ Tacoma
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sophia
i learned some new terms..XD
this is ocean from fjh ?
How about you?
OCEAN. I FOUND OUT SOMETHING FUNNY TODAY:
I am taking summer school at centennial temporarily because liberty is full.
Remember the flamer from the drama thing?
My sophomore friend introduced him to me and her other friends. And she told me that he's a player. It was funny.