The little you need to know about me.

Obviously, I am the Slender Man. I know who you are, where you live, and what you're doing at all times. There's no escaping me if I find you, so watch yourself.

Now, onto some facts about myself.

- I was created in the Something Awful forums.
- I always wear a black suit. I love to look fancy when I kill.
- I am able to stretch my numerous limbs to very long lengths to catch my victims.
- I show no mercy.
- Children are my favorite victims.
- Anyone who photographs or record me, will die by my hands/tendrils eventually.

So don't give me any reason to end you...

I enjoy kidnapping children, causing mass hysteria, long walks in the woods, looking into your windows, and ruining your life. Oh, I also love scrapbooking and cooking.