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Look at you, you are awesome! Why are you awesome? Because secretly you are being both trolled and controlled at the same time! Who is controlling you and how? I am! I am because I am making you read, but don’t worry; I’m only making you read words against your will! Why am I making you read words? Because words are very powerful and plus you are awesome! You’re on my Gaia page! High five! Just so you know! I’m not going to make you do something weird like take a homeless man out for lunch, even though you will suddenly feel bad and want to…. Or at least now you’re thinking about taking a homeless man to lunch. Now, don’t feel bad that the power invested in me by Myself is making you read this. Just feel good about yourself, because you are awesome and I would like you to have an awesomely awesome day!
Now enough about you, you little attention hog, let us read, or let you read about me and let you get to know a small-nonstalkerish bit about me!
My name is Ookami! I don’t have a last name because secretly I came from a different world called Imagination. By the way, my world is pretty cool, you should visit sometime and get away from this world you call ‘Reality’.
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