Does anybody read these things?

Hey. I'm not really good at things like this, but that's never stopped me before! Now, what to tell you about me? ... I love chocolate, I love video games, and I dislike pina coladas, but love getting caught in the rain. I worship music, and can't help but dance to it, even if I look like an idiot to some.

I have a terrible sense of humor when I'm not with friends or family (sadly, my friends _are_ my family), and I tend to be more than a smidge sarcastic. At least the good thing about being sarcastic is that one insults one's self just as much as the outside world, ^.^ yay!

What else to say? I have long brown hair, and shiny-green nail polish on my toes (yes, the "shiny" was necessary), and a pocket screamer! Oh, he is so ugly, he's cute! Seriously, he has mold blue skin, red eyes with light bulbs for pupils, a huge hooked nose, I can't tell if he has eyebrows, and really bad teeth! The only white you can see on them is in the very front. He has horrible fashion sense-even for a centuries old vampire-and he looks like he got tired during a dye job and decided to leave half his hair black and the other half white. Oh, and when you cave-in his chest, he lets out this monsterous screech... that, come to think about it, really fits the nasty expression on his face. All in all, he reminds me of Bela Lugosi, bad make-up to heighten facial definition and all.

By the way, how can something be so ugly, it's cute? Do we just naturally feel sorry for... whatever it is that's so ugly it's cute, that it triggers something in our brains that makes us find it adorable? Oh, and for that matter, who thought up the expression "cute as a button?" What the hell? Since when were buttons cute? If you suffer from this ailment of OOCD (Overload Of Cuteness Disorder - Had to add that extra O in there, you know why *sly nudge* ... ... I think They've put something in my drinking water. Don't drink Nestle!) then I prescribe bed rest, Doritos, and the siccing of a guinea pig on one of those jasckasses who talk through movies at the cinema.

Oh, and another thing, does anyone else get annoyed when someone will point at their wrist when they ask for the time? What the ********, I know where my watch is! I've never known anyone to point at their crotch when asking where the bathroom was! What about that "apple doesn't fall far from the tree" expression? I know that They are trying to imply that successors will always be like their forebears, but what if the apple got eaten by a ravenous tree rat (squirrel), fell into a river, got blown away by a strong wind, or any other likely situation? Wouldn't it be far, far away from the tree? ... ... What was I talking about? Oh, I was supposed to be talking about myself, wasn't I? Sorry, I have a bad habit of getting really off topic; I've even been known to stop in the middle of a conversation to ask a random question.

Now, back on track... I love quotes! I practically collect them! Oh, I know what to do, I'll list a few of my favorites and if anyone comes up with some new and interesting ones (that you found or came up with yourself, just let me know the difference!), send them to me and I'll post them here or in my journal!


"In this man there are two opposite tendencies: always to regret any wasted time, and always to waste it willingly." -- Johannes Kepler

Friends are like stars: you don't always see them, but they are always there.

If you do not stand for something, you will fall for everything. (My Mum said this to me a lot when I was little)

Be who you are and say how you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind. -- Dr. Suess

A tomb now suffices him for whom the whole world was not sufficient. -- Alexander the Great

There is nothing impossible to him who will try. -- Alexander the Great

People who claim that they're evil are usually no worse then the rest of us. It's people who claim that they're good, or in any way better than the rest of us, that you have to be wary of. -- "Wicked" by Gregory Maguire

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months. -- Oscar Wilde

I love marriage! It's like a wager on who will fall out of love first. ~ Captain Jack Sparrow

Am I not real? If you cut me, do I not bleed? If you piss me off, will I not kick your a**? (This one is mine, but there are probably hundreds of variations on it said by many others *shrugs*.)

After her, they all seemed like candles beside the sun, or some other ridiculously romantic phrase that he would have paid good money to have scrubbed from his brain. -- Severus Snape (Now, before you all go rushing off to your copies of the Harry Potter series to see where you could have missed such an introspective and vulnerable moment by our beloved git of a Potions Master, it was a fanfiction. Sorry to disappoint.)

America is the only nation in history which miraculously has gone directly from barbarism to degeneration without the usual intervention of civilization. -- George Clemenceau

"Contrariwise," continued Tweedledee, "if it was so, it might be, and if it were so, it would be; but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic!" -- Lewis Carroll, "Alice in Wonderland"

Begin at the beginning and go on till you come to the end; then stop. -- Lewis Carroll, "Alice in Wonderland" (*giggle*)

Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning. -- Rich Cook

There are not enough Indians in the world to defeat the Seventh Cavalry. -- George Armstrong Custer (Come on, you thought it too!)

Who is more to be pitied, a writer bound and gagged by policemen or one living in perfect freedom who has nothing more to say? - Kurt Vonnegut

Fate leads the willing, and drags along those who hang back. -- Seneca