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Name – Your face…….. WEYYYY!!! Catherine…..
Date of Birth – DOESN’T CORRESPOND WITH AGE BIRTHDAY
Age – Shouldn’t you be able to work it out from the date of birth?
Friends – Most likely non-existent

A FEW THINGS YOU SHOULD KNOW BEFORE USING YOUR NEW OOPS:-

1 ) Oops knows all the first 151 Pokemon
2 ) Oops can recite the entire theme to “Fresh Prince of Bel Air”
3 ) Oops always secretly thought Brain (Pinky and the Brain) would take over the world
4 ) Oops remembers a time when you got the choice of a Barbie or a Hot Wheels car in your Happy Meal
5 ) Oops knows all the characters names and life stories for the ORIGINAL “Saved by the Bell”
6 ) Oops always knew that Kimberly, the Pink Ranger, and Tommy, the Green Ranger were meant to be together
7 ) Oops has a black belt in playing amateur cards – you know the game with the 7s and the 8s and the 2s and Jacks…
8 ) Other non-martial arts related disciplines Oops has a black belt in include being annoying and growing my clan of gingerbread men
9 ) Oops uses the super powers of making pennies appear out of nowhere, survive a 2 and 1/2 foot drop and refer to self in the third person.

Don’t forget the power to crash your computer by just looking at my profile. Aww, back in the olden days when modern technology was not invented.

…AND REMEMBER KIDS; PROPER SAFETY MEASURES NEED TO BE TAKEN INTO PRECAUTION. OOPS NEEDS TO BE TAKEN OUT REGULARLY AND WATERED FREQUENTLY. WRAP IN BUBBLE WRAP TO PROTECT SHARP CORNERS.

John and Mike stand at the same point on a road, facing opposite directions. They each run five miles, then turn left and run five more miles. Shortly thereafter, John discovers a rocket-propulsion device and leaves the Earth at a 47-degree vector, heading west. The combined weight of himself and the jet pack is 301.3 pounds. He continues on the same vector for 43.5 seconds. How old is Mike?
(a) 35
(b) 45
(c) 47

Anyone who can tell me the answer gets the prize of self accomplishment and that sickly feeling that goes along with it.

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