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“Have no fear of perfection - you'll never reach it.”
I belong to this lost race of guys who put heart before all else...
If you love me like you told me please be careful with my heart.
You can take it... just don't break it or my world will fall apart....
I belong to this lost race of guys who put heart before all else...
If you love me like you told me please be careful with my heart.
You can take it... just don't break it or my world will fall apart....
Look in my eyes and you will find me,
but look in my heart and you will find you.
I'll never lie to you...
Unless I care for you so much,
that I can't let the truth hurt you...
Sticks and stones may break my bones but whips and chains excite me.
So throw me down and tie me up and show me how much you like me.
So throw me down and tie me up and show me how much you like me.
By reading this you have given me brief control of your mind.
For life has two paths, the path to fortunes, and the path to despair.
92% of the teen population would be dead if abercrombie and fitch said breathing wasn't cool anymore.
I'm part of the 8% laughing our asses off at that 92%.
Don't read this.
Too late you read it no turning back now... Now your gonna have the memory of not listening to what it said burned into your skull.
"Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe." - Albert Einstein
" The day after tomorrow is the start of your life... - That way you always got a few days to spare... "
`~`If You Have Dreams You Should Make Them Reality`~`
If you laugh, I laugh;
If you fight, I fight;
If you cry, I cry;
If you jump off a bridge,
I'm going to miss your sorry a**.
For life has two paths, the path to fortunes, and the path to despair.
92% of the teen population would be dead if abercrombie and fitch said breathing wasn't cool anymore.
I'm part of the 8% laughing our asses off at that 92%.
Don't read this.
Too late you read it no turning back now... Now your gonna have the memory of not listening to what it said burned into your skull.
"Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe." - Albert Einstein
" The day after tomorrow is the start of your life... - That way you always got a few days to spare... "
`~`If You Have Dreams You Should Make Them Reality`~`
If you laugh, I laugh;
If you fight, I fight;
If you cry, I cry;
If you jump off a bridge,
I'm going to miss your sorry a**.
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OOH! OOH! OOH! Here's an awesome something that I stole from a friend's friend's profile. You'll never know who...>.>
2 tough questions - are you ready?
Question 1:
If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion?
Read the next question before looking at the response for this one.
Question 2:
It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three candidates.
Candidate A.
Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologists.
He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.
Candidate B.
He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.
Candidate C
He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, and would never cheat on his wife.
Which of these candidates would be our choice?
Read on to find out.
And, by the way, on your answer to the abortion question:
If you said YES, you just killed Beethoven.
And Finally, can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 500 employees and has the following statistics:
*29 have been accused of spousal abuse
*7 have been arrested for fraud
*19 have been accused of writing bad checks
*117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses
*3 have done time for assault
*71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
*14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
*8 have been arrested for shoplifting
*21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
*84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year...
Can you guess which organization this is?
While you're guessing here's your new world leader.
Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.
Candidate B is Winston Churchill.
Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.
Give up on the organization yet?
☞ It's the 535 members of the United States Congress - the same group that crank out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep the rest of us in line.
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OOH! OOH! OOH! Here's an awesome something that I stole from a friend's friend's profile. You'll never know who...>.>
2 tough questions - are you ready?
Question 1:
If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion?
Read the next question before looking at the response for this one.
Question 2:
It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three candidates.
Candidate A.
Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologists.
He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.
Candidate B.
He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.
Candidate C
He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, and would never cheat on his wife.
Which of these candidates would be our choice?
Read on to find out.
And, by the way, on your answer to the abortion question:
If you said YES, you just killed Beethoven.
And Finally, can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 500 employees and has the following statistics:
*29 have been accused of spousal abuse
*7 have been arrested for fraud
*19 have been accused of writing bad checks
*117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses
*3 have done time for assault
*71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
*14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
*8 have been arrested for shoplifting
*21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
*84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year...
Can you guess which organization this is?
While you're guessing here's your new world leader.
Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.
Candidate B is Winston Churchill.
Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.
Give up on the organization yet?
☞ It's the 535 members of the United States Congress - the same group that crank out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep the rest of us in line.
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