me

My name's Isaac, and I'm 16 years old...

If you don't know me too well, know this: If you give me a chance I will make fun of anything you say or do. There is no escape. >: ( I don't get offended easily, so go ahead and give me what you got. Usually, the only time I get pissed is when someone says something really ignorant or stupid.

So, have a sense of humor... or we'll just not get along at all. I personally have a sick sense of humor... if you get to know me, you'll see what I mean.

Hm.. What else?.... I have a small notebook that I keep in the front pocket at all times, because I plan on becoming a comedian. What does that have to do with anything?... Well, I'll think of a joke, or I'll find myself in a situation, so I write it down, and develop it later. It's massive procrastination, really. I've already got some good stories, some real, some fake, and my friends die when they hear them... sometimes. <.< I've still got to make them into comedy jokes, because right now, their just stories.

I speak fluent English and Spanish. I'm learning to speak Japanese, and I also want to learn German, Korean, Latin, Chinese, Russian, and Hebrew. Why?... Why not? Thinking is my favorite pass time, so what's better than thinking in 9 different languages? Haha, nah. My original plan was to become a linguist, but I'm a believer about government conspiracies. Not all of them, but I do have physical proof of quite a few. So I really don't want to work for this gay-a** nation... besides, that'd be a boring job. Traveling the world, meeting new people, trying new things.... Dull, man. XP

By the way, I live in the United States, but I am 100% Mexican. Some people don't believe me sometime because of the way I look and dress. I've got light skin and I wear all black every day. Your first thoughts may be "Emo" or "Goth", but I assure you, I am neither. Not only do I hate Emos for dozens of reasons, but... well, yah. I hate them with all of my soul. There's no part of me that wishes to spend time with any of these sub-people. They need to die... Though, I know that'll never happen because they're like fukin cockroaches! Also, emos don't die... They don't know how to.

Now, about Goths... Not as much hate, but I'm still not a fan. You look up the 12th century Goths and you'll see how retarded these new age Goths are. I don't have the patience to explain it all. I don't know Goths, I don't like Goths... So, I honestly don't care about them. I've seen them around, but what I like about them, is that they're loners so they leave me alone. ^^ Haha! yes!

The reason I wear black is because I like to. That's it. I don't like other colors. I used to wear just dark colors like navy and stuff, just I don't have those shirts anymore. That's why I wear black. I honestly don't feel like changing shirts every hour because my white ones keep getting dirty. I don't even have white ones anymore. Hahah.

What's next?... Music! I like Black Metal. Haha, believe me, there's a difference between Black Metal, Heavy Metal, Gothic Metal, Sludge Metal, Speed Metal... The list goes on. It's like me saying that Old School, New School rap, hip-hop, and R&B are the exact same thing. I'm not ignorant enough to think they are. I'm also into a lot of Techno and Trance. My favorite band and artists are Cradle of Filth(Black Metal) and Demonix Unit(Trance) Haha, great stuff. Though, Cradle has gone Goth, and that upsets me seeing as how they USED to be Black Metal. And Demonix Unit, you can find in my friends list and on Myspace. He's got some good stuff.

The most important thing about music, to me, is that it needs a good sound. Some songs I'll like and many I won't. I'm a heavy thinker, if you will, and I don't normally like intense music when I think, so I really enjoy classical stuff like Beethoven, Schubert, and Mozart to more recent stuff that's considered classical like Ludovico Einaudi and Francis Lai. I love Italian music! I like stuff like Lara's theme and I've also got great respect for other classic compositions like: In The Hall of the Mountain King, Ride of the Valkries, and Night on Bald Mountain. People don't realize how much effort was put into making these works of music. I can't imagine how much work it took!... Aside from that, they're bad-a** songs. XP

I play the guitar and keyboard. On the keyboard I can play a variety of things, but I mostly like to experiment and play video-game themes and stuff. It sounds really good if I get into it, I think. On the guitar, I can really play a bunch of stuff. A lot of it being Black Metal, but most of it is mellow stuff and things that pretty much make me sleepy. ^^ That's the best, I think. I mean, Metal's good when you feel like listening to it, but sometimes you just want to think about some things that are going on in your life and need something to help you relax. That's where I come in. XP

I like giving my opinion about lots of things... Like advice and stuff. Maybe that's why I want to be a comedian. If no one takes me seriously, they'll just assume I'm joking. XD Nah... I'm actually really glad that I have such a twisted sense of humor, because that's pretty much what's kept me alive these past few years. It really helps me cope with things, you know?

I don't do drugs, nor do I wish to... But I really don't mind if people do them around me. It really doesn't bother me. Should it? I don't know, it really doesn't matter to me whether or not they do it. It's not my body, and it's not my life. I'd prefer they didn't do them, but I'm not going to preach to them about how bad it is. Like when someone tells me that they don't believe in God... I'm not going to sit there and try to convince them. Why? Because that person needs their own realization. I can't give it to them. Though, on another perspective, I can't stand those who are disrespectful or stupid around me. Normally, I'll just leave the place at where they're doing drugs, but if not, I expect respect. If I don't get it, then we've got a problem.

I've been watching anime for years! I love the old ones though. f** Naruto and what ever the hell is out now. It's all about the old stuff like: Ronin Warriors, Princess Mononoke(movie), Paranoia Agent, Evangelion... Hell! Even Tenchi Muyo is better then Naruto! Though, I must say that Berserk is my all time favorite anime! It's bad-a**, but definitely not for kids.

Let's see.... Books!... Modern Man is Search of a Soul, Is the Cat Dreaming Your Dream?, The Book of Lies, Faust, The Holy Bible, Letters from the Earth, The Movement of the Era: Illuminati 666, Mayan Prophecies, National Sunday Law, Mind Control.

I like and dislike many, many other things, but I don't have too much patience... so, if you're actually interested, go ahead and leave me a comment or PM. Feel free to read and comment my journal too. Until I feel like writing more, Later!