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-Pancakeelf!
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Last Login: 07/12/2009 7:37 am
Registered: 06/19/2007
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-Pancakeelf!
It's okay to be jealous wink
This is a story that isn't true but maybe some day something like this will happen. Well here's the plot. A young girl moves into a haunted mansion, Makes friends who can see these happenings too, Has trouble with people at school...Do you hav
sometimes hearts can be fragile....becareful what you say
Things to do at Wal-Mart when your going to be in there for a long time: 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares.... and see what happens. 5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?' 9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are. 11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels. 13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!" 14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!" 15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and, then, yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! ' 16.turn on all the dancing elmos until they fall off the shelves and run around pretending to iceskate on the waxed floors
All in all their just another brick in the wall
~Pink Floyd
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