Paramedics: zOMG EMS

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Last Login: 03/10/2014 3:31 pm

Registered: 06/14/2007

Birthday: 08/11

Uh huh.

I am a full-time paramedic. I re-pulse people. I teach CPR and trauma classes to EMS providers. I am an amateur illustrator and medieval re-enactor. I am probably older than you, unless I'm not. I don't frequent the forums much, but I like to play zOMG occasionally. I will answer emails if I have time. I don't change my avatar very often.
 

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