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My full name is Patameth Xtemewth Cyprus.
I like penguins. And video games. And lots of other stuff. So... yeah... Dragon Taterashi is my sister, and I co-manage the band...

I (not the real me, but Patameth) suffer from mild farsightedness.

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The bass guitarist is my marshmallow, and they were mentored by The Who.

I also write songs.

Here's one that, for the Random Intellectual Crazies, I

Random, Crazy, and Intellectual,
Raina the Queenage, controlling it all,
And with Trintae and Orange and the awesome dude Al,
There’s nothing to stop the RIC!

Penguins and kittens, Cows being a stripper,
Nothing is cooler, and nothing is hipper!
Zururu man, Befu’s totally tripper,
There’s nothing to stop the RIC!

The lurker magnet, the nun-chucker adds,
Beats up the lurkers without thorough pads,
And with Lazzara leading our musicals, rad,
There’s nothing to stop the RIC!

Not even Techosian, or his usurper Tex
Can stop our party when we get up to max!
We just get rid of them by giving Seventeen a fax
Because there’s nothing to stop the RIC!

Sarcoz, the peasant with hot-legged pants
Blue-green is there to give us all her great rants!
Bloodweb, the Bloodyboy, just simply can’t
Find someone that can stop the RIC!

Because the RIC is unstoppable
To the minds of mortals!
With the wonderful transports
Through craziness portals!

If you think that things are supposed to make sense
Then begone from this presence; begone to whence
And from this day on and from here on hence
There’s nothing to stop the RIC!


I like the Random Intellectual Crazies, the Superhero Guild, and various other threads.

But I make pictures, too. Here are some of them:

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And some home-made emoticons:
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You might see my pictures in other people's profiles, especially zecrazy1.

And Zururu made this:
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I am credited with inventing:
The lurker magnet-- magnetizes lurkers, drawing them in to post
The glomp lever-- glomps everyone in a 10m radius
The pedal-powered airplane
The lurker magnet-and-nun-chucker-- magnetizes and nun-chucks lurkers.
The glompgun-- fires people at speeds of 400 km/h or more to glomp
The freake-- a french toast smoothie, with ketchup, egg whites, and the souls of little children raised in the Southwest. Goes well with orangutang urine and ground-up bones stolen from the graves of famous writers and lacrosse players.



For my second journey:
Thank you:
Me
PewterKat
Velouria Dragoon
~DeZuKi SoNoRaN~

For my "Warrior" Avatar:
Little Pastry (4000 gold)

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Patameth's Chronicles

What has happened in my life


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cosmicqueer

Report | 09/07/2009 9:08 am

cosmicqueer

See? I told you. Dx

-flails arms and shuffles backwards into the light-
cosmicqueer

Report | 09/07/2009 9:05 am

cosmicqueer

lawl.

I don't know how to respond to that.
Just call me a blasphemer.
En Masse

Report | 07/10/2008 10:32 pm

En Masse

Patameth.
Zezzle

Report | 06/28/2008 10:23 pm

Zezzle

Lawlz points for the rhinofeeder game...so far, the only one I've tried. ;D
Androski

Report | 05/31/2008 11:50 pm

Androski

Help Me! Giant wombat eating carrots think my left arm is a wombat!

(other self): Why only the left arm?

(self with carrot devouring his left arm): I'm using the right one as a club.

(Other self): Ok I'll help.

(swcdhla): It's fine, my arm is gone now

*spontaneous brake-dance*
Foph

Report | 05/07/2008 6:48 am

Foph

Sweet pics. We haven't talked in awhile...you always leave church before I can catch you...well, nice pro anyways. <3
Androski

Report | 04/17/2008 4:32 pm

Androski

Nice pants!
g l o r r

Report | 02/11/2008 5:54 pm

g l o r r

Man. I look at your profile and I see Lazz scattered about it and--oh--that was so long ago!
Nemora

Report | 02/07/2008 3:00 pm

Nemora

*pats Pat-Pat* ;o
Blueberry Tuna

Report | 01/20/2008 8:36 pm

Blueberry Tuna

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You will meet fate tomorrow evening. Wear an apron.

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