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Hello! You are on my profile page. I am Loki, son of Laufey, child of Odin, last of the Aesir (or rather, latest of the Aesir), brother to Thor and PWNer of those who cross me. I am half-giant. NOT a troll. Stop accusing me of that!I am completely and utterly awesome and totally trustworthy in every way. Don't listen to anyone who tells you otherwise. I'm brilliant and strong and never, ever go into a situation that's over my head. I am also an especially adept liar, but that fact is not in any way related to the facts presented above it.
I have a magpie named Ikol. Ignore him. He's not important. If you see me talking to/arguing with/threatening to strangle him, ignore that, too. All Gods have their quirks.
I also have a dog named Thori. He is the bravest, greatest, most loyal dog in all of Asgard who only occasionally hurls offensive insults at everyone and attempts to maul me. I know those maulings are out of love and fealty. He is a great, great pet.
I also have a BFF named Leah. She's from Hel. She doesn't know what BFF stands for, because she's not as cool as I am. She lives in a great dirty hole in the ground, but that's not my fault. Maybe if she spent less time throwing people through plate glass windows and costing me my allowance, I would be able to find the time to find her a better home. At any rate, if I'm off doing something, say, some sort of journey-type thing into something mysterious, I let her come with me. I do all of the hard thinking, and she provides the spells.
If you knew me in a previous lifetime and liked me, well, that is well and fine. send me an e-mail or a text and we can hang out and discuss your nefarious plots sometime or something. If you knew me in a previous lifetime and DIDN'T like me....you'll have to go through my brother Thor to get to me!
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